Caillou was on the floor crying "what's wrong" a talking red car asked "who are you" caillou said
Hes so handsome and amazing calliou thought
"I'm lighting McQueen "the car said
"Will u marry me?,,?,?"
Because of course you propose to someone having a temper tantrum.
"YES!!" caillou said, becouse obviously u marry a stranger you just met.
Subbenly a tire hit mcqueen! "LIGHTNING!!1!" Cailluo exclaimed, "I'm sorry, I never got your name but I know its cailluo because im a stalker, im sorry caillou"
Suddenly another tire hit caillou and the last thing he saw before he blacked out was lightnings nemesis, Chick Hicks missing 2 tires
*timeskip to 2 days later*
Caillou awoke in a hospital bed "where is lightning?" He asked
"I knew our child was delusional let's leave him!!" Caillous mom said and caillous parents left.
Caillou immediately got up to look for lightning but the nurse said "wait! I'm sorry but he died" caillou started to cry. "How could this happen??"
"Well probably become he got hit in the head with a tire caillou" the nurse said
"Shut up idiot calliou said and hit the nurse on the head with the life support" caillou said. "WHAT" the nurse said "nothing uwu" caillou responded "how tf did u just say uwu out loud" "stfu idiot"
