you walk into your local target on a saturday at 7pm.
you see your beloved. your beautiful baby boy. you grab one. a fandom cd.
you rush home, barely able to contain yourself.
you look to your right and see your lover, snuggling up against the seatbelt.
you get home and take the cd out of his casing. you whip out your schmeat and the cd starts getting flustered over how fast it's all happening.
"so.. y/n.... are we really doing this?" the cd murmurs.
"i've been waiting so long for this." you say.
you use the stickers the cd comes with as protection, while you light orange scented candles.
you get to work, but and the cd is squirming out of excitement and pleasure.
you climax, getting cummies into the sticker.
"woah.. that was amazing.." the cd says, out of breath.
by the time you finish, it's 9pm. you put the cd into your radio and cherry red begins to play. you get the bed ready for a good nights sleep.
you tuck your radio with the cd in it into bed, and stroke the radio's hair until you both fall asleep.
