*IMAGINE*
You're standing in the line at target waiting for a slow asshole that can't see their cart. You just stand there waiting for the person to hurry up.
The man's name was jake(FROM STATE FARMMMM111!1!1!!!1!) and he finally finished his checkout.
You move up and while grabbing your lettuce, the cashier says "Hello! How's your day? I like the lettuce you picked!"
You look up and a guy hotter than zayn is smiling at you.
"OH MY GOD IS THIS FUCKING HEAVEN FUCK ME I LOOK LIKE A TRASH FULL OF LETTUCE"
The cashier, Alex, giggles.
He grabs your lettuce that you bought and pours it on himself as if he was a girl in a bikini washing a car wash. Except the soap is lettuce. And it's a guy in target.
You grab him and whisper in his ear, "Bring my lettuce outside; I have an idea"
He brings the lettuce outside and you take him to your car.
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You have him put it in your trunk and you drive away. The End.
YOU ARE READING
Alex From Target (AFT IMAGINES)
RandomIM SORRY IM BORED AND I WANTED TO MAKE THIS AND ENJOY
