Quirky Relatable Teens

Choke Me fleabag

"Choke me fleabag"

"Emily he will actually kill you. You know that right?"

"Mia I think he would be so surprised that he would just let me go."

"That's true I guess"

Then we fucking lost it. As me and Emily are laughing at that crusty bitch, Tomura Shigaraki, I was trying to make sure my computer that we were streaming My Hero Academia didn't fall off my bed. When I could finally look at her without laughing all I think about how surprising she could be. This girl is literally so tiny and can barely hold a half-gallon of milk, loves wearing pink and even has pink hair tips, outfits always on point just fucking said "choke me fleabag". The comment was caused by the episode where Midoriya was at the mall and Shigaraki showed up and put him a hand on his neck and almost choked him out.

When the episode finished Emily was ready to go to bed because she has a fucking bed time alarm, that I will hold over her head forever now, and has a nine a.m class tomorrow. As we were getting ready to end the binge session of MHA my computer suddenly went black.

"Huh that's weird it shouldn't have gone to sleep and its still at half battery."

" Just try moving the mouse around"

"Emily you dumb ass I am doing that right now. I know you have bad vision but come on."

"WELL SORRY for trying to help."

"Maybe it's our roommates demon finally trying to kill us?"

"Don't joke like that Mia"

Then the computer screen just went white and my dorm room lights suddenly went off, and sounds of cracking echoed through the room.

"Emily, you hear that right?"

"Yep" and she latched on to me real quick. My computer screen brightness all the sudden went to blinding level like when you check your phone in the middle of the night and nearly blinds you bright.

"DUDE I CANT SEE!"

"MIA I CANT EITHER"

Then the world went dark.