Quirky Relatable Teens

Goddamn it

 "We are seeing the same thing right this isn't some hallucination that I am seeing right?"

"Yes Mia I am seeing Midoriya in front of me." We both gazed at him both hoping that something would tell us that we aren't seeing him. If he is here and we can see and touch him that means we either went fucking insane or that we were transported in MHA together . That also means that we are not in America anymore then theirs the fact that we look younger than what we used to be so that means we can't do jack shit on our own.

"Em do you think God hates us?"

"Why do say that?

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"Well look we are both in MHA and honestly the worst part is that we look younger than our actual age." We both looked towards each other and decide that yes God did hate us. We both looked a Midyoria as he started rushing to school.

"Hey do you think we have quirks?" I looked at Emily as I said this because even if God hated us he might not want us to die and have given us quirks to defend ourselves with.

"Let's find a park or something and find out." Emily turned away and started walking in a random direction and I followed her. We found a park and went to a secluded spot and stood away from each other.

"So how do you think this works?" Emily asked me.

"Good question. Maybe just look inside ourselves or something inspiring like that." We both closed our eyes and tried to feel a power or some shit like that. I felt something stir inside myself then heard a pop. I opened my eyes to see a pineapple in my hands.

"It's a Goddamn pineapple."

"What the actual fuck Mia?"

"Well I know that we won't go hungry."

"Mia that's useless."

"Well let's see you try then."

"Fine." Emily then closed her eyes and her hands started to glow and something white started to take shape.

"Emily, that's a fucking cone like the one you put on dogs."

"Shit."

"Yours is even more useless than mine" we both looked at each other and just started to laugh. The laughing that starts as a "hehe"' than goes in to something that sounds like Walrus is dying with a pig snorting in the background. When we calmed down after about ten minutes we just sat on the grass.

"You know these quirks make sense you know if matches with our lives pretty well." Emily said while playing with her cone.

"Yeah remember the lock down after the first week of school? We just got back from clubbing and we heard from the group chat that there might have been an active shooter on campus.Then you started freaking out and wanted all the lights turned off and stuff and ended up in my room with the lights out and I had my pineapple lamp in hand ready to smack the shit out of the guy. Then so my pineapple became me choice of weapon if shit hits the fan. So i guess me having a pineapple creation as a quirk makes sense" I started to giggle with Emily at the memory.

"And Emily, when Shigaraki was first introduced and started to scratch his neck you thought it was so gross that you wanted to put a cone on him to stop scratching."

"Well it was gross."

"Not saying that it wasn't."

"So now what? All we know is that I can make pineapples and you can make cones." I stand up and Emily gets up with me and we start walking out of the park.

"I don't know Mia we don't even have out wallets with us and it's not like we can just go up to someone and ask them to help us."

"Well we could but that be weird." As we continue to walk we heard commotion in an alleyway right next to us. Emily and I looked towards each other.

"Mia, no!"

"Mia, YES!" I then proceeded to run down the alley

"GODDAMN IT!" as Emily followed me in.