Me: Walking with pace to my next class,
Also me: trying to avoid any human contact,
Random People in the hallway:
Person 1: "Squirrels are always hunting and burring nuts, But do they even have nuts?"
person 2: " I have never seen NUTS on a squirrel, so I do not know"
Person 1: Turns to me
also Person 1: " Hey do you know if squirrels have nuts?"
Me: "Excuse me what now?!"
Person 1 and 2: " We wanna know if Squirrels actually have balls or not! SO DO THEY?"
Me: " I have never payed enough attention to squirrels to see if they have nuts or not, but they have too I guess.......:
Person 1: " Your totally right. How else are they supposed to make them babies.."
Me: walks faster to avoid any more interaction
My brain: What the fuck.
END OF CONVERSATION #1
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The Conversations That A High Schooler Might Hear
HumorTheses are some conversations I've either been in or Overheard or told to me by a friend
