A/n Geez, been a while for me, sorry bout that period with no work, 🤷♀️👋
Annoying little bitch:
Hey you little shit answer meMe:
How many times do I have to say Fuck off?Annoying Little Bitch:
Well I was hoping that would be none 🤷♀️Me:
🖕Annoying Little Bitch:
But but.....Me:
Fuck offAnnoying Little Bitch:
Are you a least gonna tell me your name?Me:
Mmmmm let me thinkMe:
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔Me:
No, fuck offAnnoying Little Bitch:
😭😭😭why are you so mean?Me:
Its a giftAnnoying Little Bitch:
PleaseMe:
NoAnnoying Little Bitch:
PleaseMe:
Fine, its fuck offAnnoying Little Bitch:
Hi fuck offAnnoying Little Bitch:
WaitAnnoying Little Bitch:
NoooooAnnoying Little Bitch:
Pleeease tell meMe:
NahAnnoying Little Bitch:
Awww come on 😭😭😫Me:
🙄Annoying Little Bitch:
Pleeeeease, I'll tell you mines, It's LaraMe:
🙄😑🤔🤷♀️ I didn't ask for it, so noLara The Annoying:
PleeeeeaseMe:
Fine it starts with (your initial)Lara The Annoying:
Aww come on, how am I supposed to guess that?Me:
I mean you can always guess 🤷♀️Lara The Annoying:
(Other name starting with your initial)?Me:
NopeLara The Annoying:
Shit okLara The Annoying:
Y/n?Me:
What the shit? How tf did you even guess that?Lara The Annoying:
Well it is a story, the convenience is always addedMe:
Stop breaking the fourth wall you little shitLara The Annoying:
Right, what's the fourth wall?Me:
RightMe:
ANYWHORE, yes it is y/nLara The Annoying:
YayyyMe:
🙄Lara The Annoying:
😅Me:
WhateverMe:
I have to go you annoying shit, 👋🏻Lara The Annoying:
Noooo
*Read*Lara The Annoying:
No don't leave me here😭😭
*Read*Lara The Annoying:
Oh really Now?!
*read***next day**
Me:
Hey Annoying
*read*Me:
Talk to me, I'm bored
*read*Me:
oh you're ignoring ME now?
*read*Me:
Cmon you annoying little shit
*read*Me:
oh really now?
*read***next day**
Me:
Say something you annoying little shitLara The Annoying:
Fuck offMe:
What was that?Lara The Annoying:
Stop texting meMe:
What why?Lara The Annoying:
Just fuck offMe:
K 😕

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Lara Croft X Female Reader One-Shots (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction^basically what title says. Maybe Smut, you'll have to wait and see.