Behind the camera

As a 2021 covid surprise i'm releasing this god awful mess i made when i was 13... ENJOY (or don't fuck off)

Phil's P.O.V

"Release the craken!" I hear a loud, posh voice scream in my face. I scream, and jump out of bed, hitting my head on the bed frame.

"Jesus christ Dan, what the flippity flapjacks was that?" I swear this man child is going to be the death of me, I've only been living with him for like seven months, and I already have tons of bumps on my head. Each morning it's something differant. Yesterday it was, a clown mask, and a chain saw. Dan chuckles, and speaks very loudly

"It's fun watching you struggle in the morning, but anyways it's already midnight, and we have to start filming soon" I feel myself start to panic, what? I think. I look over to the clock, and it says 12:19AM. Ugh, we have to film spooky week on the game chanel, I'm not ready for this. I groan, and Dan drags me out of bed. I slip on my picachu hat, and walk downstairs grabbing the closest liqud to me, praying it was coffee. I take a sip and relief floods through me, only to have a dam of pain and regret be built right in front of it. Shiz, it was Dan's coffee.

"Die peasnt"! Dan shouted at me, while shooting a toy gun at me.

"Ow Dan that just ow" He keep shooting, and shouting.

"Geez Dan why?" "My coffee, anyone who drinks my coffee must perish" He looks like hes about to burst out in laughter, so I play along.

"Oh magical Dan of England, I Phil Lester formally apoligize for drinking Dan Howell's morning coffee, I deservde to die please just dont touch Totoro please, I beg of thee" I get down on my knees, and begin to pray. He has the gun against my head, but then he pulls it away, then nods.

"Just this once boy get up make me another coffee, then go get my P.O. box shit, you got that peasnt?" I nod my head profusley, and stand up dusting off my knees. "Oh, and buy me a candy bar" I roll my eyes, but agree. He pats my back, and joggs upstairs. Great, time to film I guess. I make his coffee puting in only a teaspoon of sugar, but a ton of cream, and walk upstairs scared out of my mind for what sonic.exe has waiting for me. Dan has his camera on, and starts talking

"Hello, and welcome to night two of spooky week on Dan, and Phil games." I put on my Phil mask, and move back, and forth silently. "what are you doing"?

"It seems scarier without noise"

"Oh really? So what game are we playing tonight?"

Dan's P.O.V

"Oh really so what game are we playing tonight?" I am quite amused with Phil tonight, but knowing Phil he did something incredebly stupid.

"I saw a comment on the comments that said, play sonic.exe, and I had no idea what that was so I downloaded it onto our computer" He looked at me smiling, I swear I'm gonna kill that kid.

"what the game" I ask hoping it wasn't

"yeah" He said. Fuck.. "what do you mean"?

"I don't know what it is sort of thing"

"sonic.exe, it's a acual .exe file that someone on a youtube comment told you to"? I can't beileve this kid, I'm gonna kill him.

"yes" He still looks proud.

"Phil" I groan "Phil, I don't have any anti virus softwear on this computer"

"it's sonic" He looks sad pulling up his sonic shirt. I know how to make him feel bad

"It could kill Dil, wait isn't sonic.exe a creppypasta?"

"oh yeah, I think it might be"

"I think I read about this, a while ago, is this the game for the story, or the game from the story"? I'm very proud of myself for thinking of this. Phil has his head tilted back saying

"I guess we'll find out"

"OK I'm going in with full emersion ready to crap my pants" I say 100% serious. I turn on my computer, putting on a recording thing for my computer "Forgive me for not wanting to show you my downloads file, it says file description I am god"

"okay thats weird" I look at the amount of space, and say

"how much spookiness can be contained with 40 megabits"? "I guess we'll see" So we start the game, play through it making stupid commments until... It says my name... my fucking name. Fucking Phil had to go left instead of right, he made the game angry, so it said my name. It said your fun to play with Dan..

"your messing with me come on"

"I didn't I promise" I don't beileve him

"shut up" Is all I can say. We play through it scared out of my mind. There is death left,and right in this game. I'm gonna shoot Phil I swear to sonic.exe. "Why won't the program quit?" I say after trying almost everything. "AHHH" Phil jumps up, and scares me.

"Can we slow that down please?" I roll my eyes

"sonic the hedgehog, was the first game I ever played, that strunk a raw nerve for me OK?" It was the truth "That touched deep childhood places, which sounds wrong, but you know what I mean" The game pops up again. "How do you get out of this game? Esc, alt4, not doing anything.." I open task manager, the game shuts down. "Right, when you have to open task manager to close a exe file, that for some reason knows my name, I feel like youv'e downloaded something bad" I say trying not to rip his head off. To end the episode I say "Thanks to the person who commented telling us to pllay that Phil is going away for two days, leaving me alone to think about subliminal flashing bunny corpses in sonic, great, and giant fucking anamatronic bears coming to go like muhhh in my face" Then of course Phil says

"My butt is sweating" Its like wow Phil we really needed to know that, so all I do is laugh.

"Okay thumbs up if you enjoyed being permenently traumatized along with us, and make sure to click subscribe dow below if you want to see the rest of our spooky week." Phil ends it by holding up his sonic tshirt, and saying

"I AM GOD"!!!!!!!!

"stop" Is all I can say, while Im laughing my head off. I swear I'm gonna kill Phil for ruining my computer. That's when the youtube comments started flooding in...