Zacharie scares Cronus (again)

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You walk into Cronus home, it was all dark and there was roses spreaded everywhere, it makes you remember that thing Cronus was talking about being more romantic or something. Whatever that means. You call out Cronus name, hoping he immediately stop his shenanigans and start being a productive boyfriend. No sounds. Nothing. God, he's like the biggest twat. You walk upstairs and still there's more roses, and is that the bathtub running? You slowly, /very slowly/ walk to the bathroom, the door is just barely open and you see a figure in there. It's pretty tall, and it's built. Fuck, you obviously know it's Cronus, you kick open the door, screaming "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ARE YOU FUCKING DOING." and as you hoped for, Cronus screamed as well, he dropped those bubble soaps that kids use for bubble baths, "VWHAT THE HELL ZACHARIE. I VWAS EXPECTING YOU TO COME HOME LATER." You shrug, looking at the bubble soap "bubble bath oh my God, Cronus." And now, you're actually notice what the hell Cronus is wearing, he's wearing one of your worn out sweaters and brief boxers. What the hell. He sits on the toilet with the lid down, his fins drooping "It wvas supposed to be a surprise." You sit on the floor, clicking your tongue and doing the double pistols thing "but /I/ surprised you, didn't I?"

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