shrek x lord farquaad

part 1

Shr0k was in his swamp taking a fat shit when he noticed his friend lord farquaad staring at him through the gaps in the shed. "Ah!" he exclaimed, knocking over the toilet paper. He gently opened the door. "L-Lord Farquaad. Were you..looking at me?" Lord Farquaads unit of a face went completely red. "Shrek! How could you think such a thing about me?" Shr0k knew what he saw but was scared that another word out of his mouth and he would be banished from the kingdom. "Yeah yeah! Sorry, I'm probably just seeing things." "Yes. You are." Lord Farquaad said before smacking shreks juicy cheeks. "Gah! Lord Farquaad~" Lord Farquaad smirked heavily. "I'll see you tonight I suppose." Shr0k bit his lip and hummed in agreement. "Good.."

Shr0k looked at his sexy, plump figure in the mirror deciding what to wear for his big event tonight. His 63-inch long peen just protruded from his trousers. "Oh Lord Farquaad. How am I ever going to get you out of my mind." he sighed to himself. Shr0ks hobby was not only taking thicc shids in the shed outside of his house but also pole dancing. He looked at the metally goodness before noticing his thick, long, girthy, large peener was as stiff as Lord Farquaads quiff. "Oh my!" He gasped, "Well..I suppose I better take care of this huh.." He strode over to the pole, his mighty ass cheeks clapping behind him. He wrapped his thick, long, girthy, large peener around the strip pole and began to move up and down. Within not even a fucking millisecond of his thick, long, girthy, large peener making contact with the metal, he sprayed his load all over the walls of his house. Sadly, his potato sacks also got soaked so he had nothing to wear. "Aw shid." He exclaimed to himself as he realized he had nothing to wear for his big occasion and would have to go naked, his 63 inch thick, long, girthy, large peener hanging out in the wind.

Shrek approached Lord Farquaads castle and banged on the door with his strong hands. He answered the door. "Shrek! I'm so glad you ca-" He stopped his sentence as he realized Shr0k was naked. "Oh my..your thick, long, girthy, large peeler." Shr0k blushed at his comment. "Well, I guess we'll just have to fuck."

Lord Farquaad grabbed Shr0ks sweat covered palms and took him to the master bedroom. Shr0k needed a second to take in all of his surroundings. His bed was the cover of my diarrhoea and the dresser had many bottles of barbecue sauce on it. "Lord Farquaad-" He turned towards Shr0k "Please, call me daddy." He blushed, "Okay...daddy. What is this?" he pointed towards a big poster draped on the wall behind his bed. "Oh! That's just Jason Derulo. He likes to watch me sleep." He made a gesture towards the poster, inviting him to come in closer. Shr0k leaned his ogre ears to his lips. There was a few seconds of silence before the poster spoke thus. "Jason Derulo~"

Shr0k laid down on the poop coloured sheets and watched Lord Farquaad take off his clothes. "Daddy, why are you keeping your crocs on?" He smirked and leaned closer to him. "Shr0k. The crocs stay on during sex."

He prepped his quiff for probing Shr0ks donut shaped anus. "W-Wait!" Lord Farquaad put down the hair wax. "What's the matter Shr0k?" "It's just that...what are we going to use for lube?" "What do you think the barbecue sauce is for baby?" Shr0k got hard at the thought of Lord Farquaad squeezing a bottle of barbecue sauce into his bussy but in the span of a handful of seconds, he was squeezing a bottle of barbecue sauce into his bussy. The smell of barbecue instantly began to fill the room and filled their throats. "Daddy...are you really going to put all of that barbecue sauce in my ass? It's 28 20 ounce bottles of barbecue sauce. I don't think my tiny bumhole can handle all of that." Lord Farquaad stiffened his quiff with the wax one more time before answering. "Of course Shr0k, dont you worry. Everything is going to be just fine."

Not a moment of silence passed before Lord Farquaad stuck his hair into Shr0ks mighty ass. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He yelled in a mix of pleasure and genocide. The penetration continued for a couple of hours before Shr0k felt something building up in his stomach. "Lord Farquaad watch out! I'm gonna-" "Cum?" "No! I'm gonna f-" Shr0k could barley finish his sentence before the let out the most enormous fart the world had ever seen, spraying the barbecue sauce all of the walls and all over Lord Farquaad. The fart was so powerful infact that it blew up Lord Farquaads penis and he died from blood loss, his corpse laying on the shit coloured sheets. Shr0k broke down crying on the floor, barbecue sauce spilling out of his booty hole. That is the end.