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clean?

ian: heath ledger with the dreads
ian: i just gave jaden head

joba: wtf

ian: it's the clean version

jaden: clean..?

matt: it's not much cleaner

joba: that's just what you do everyday

ian: okay stfu

jaden: haha loser

matt: just change any gay verse to include jaden

ian: i don't fuck with no white boys
ian: unless it's my boyfriend jaden walker

joba: i like that better then the original

romil: bars bro

dom: what is going on

rob: seriously ^

jaden: ian is changing everything to my name
jaden: just scroll up a little bit

rob: actually genius

dom: better then all the originals

ian: making out with jaden in a lawn chair

romil: wait what is the original name in that one?

matt: it's zayn

ian: yup
ian: anybody got jaden walkers phone number

matt: okay i called him and he said i got the wrong number

jaden: wow
jaden: how much longer are you gonna go on for

ian: instead of just he gave me good head in junky
ian: it's
ian: jaden gave me good head

matt: all of something about him is just replaced with ian saying jaden walker over and over again

ian: my last verse in junky is now
ian: i'm gonna get head from jaden right here

romil: wow

dom: this went on for longer then i expected

joba: can we do it with matt and just replace every time he says my bitch with tavia

hk: no more please

jaden: same
jaden: i was gonna come over but i think i'm good

ian: no please baby

joba: wow the first time jaden hasn't wanted to come over

matt: oh no you're gonna drive him away

ian: shit i thought of one more

jaden: i swear to god if you say it i will get out of my car

hk: oop

dom: don't do it ian

ian: don't worry i won't
ian: i want to see him

matt: so do we

bearface: of course matt does

joba: oh hi

bearface: hello

rob: where have you been

bearface: watching everything

joba: stalker

ian: this doesn't count i just wanna say this
ian: i miss my boy being around

matt: wow
matt: when he only talks using the lyrics he wrote 😫

joba: well good for you
joba: guess who just pulled up

ian: yess!!

bearface: why are they so cute

dom: because they're better then us in every way

matt: facts

joba: we all envy them

matt: it's not even a joke at this point