Paradoxes Found

Chapter 9: Prank

As we're on a highway to Tim's house, Kat cranks up the the music in the radio, playing Ain't It Fun by Paramore. It was sunny out, and usually it's suppose to be all cloudy and stuff. I stick my head out the window as we're driving over water.
"Get back in here before you lose your mind!" Kat laughs. I already lost my sanity.
"Okay, okay, I'm coming!" I stick my head back into the car and look at Kat. "Why does Tim live so far away?" I asked, turning down the radio so I can talk properly.
"He doesn't exactly like to be around a lot of people, so he lives father out of Foxville."
"We're still in Foxville?"
"Yep!" She giggles. I'm silent for the rest of the trip, but Kat just keeps talking; and I don't have a problem with that. It's very comforting.
"Okay, Tim is hanging out with his other vampire buddies that go to a different school, so we have the whole house to ourselves!" Kat whispers as we park behind a really large tree by a white one-story house.
"So, how are we actually going to prank him?" I asked as I opened the door and got out of the car, shutting it behind me.
"It's all in the trunk!" She says as she pops open the trunk. I walk over to the back, and I'm not fascinated with what I find.
"We're gonna toilet paper his house?" I asked dully, Kat walks to the back of the car and lifts up the package of toilet paper.
"Thats not all we're doing!" She says smiling. "Can you bring in the Saran Wrap please?" Kat says, a smirk played against her rosy lips. I smirk back.
"Sure." I say as I grab the packages of Saran Wrap. I follow Kat to the back of the house and she puts down the toilet paper package and lifts up a rug, revealing a key underneath. She unlocks the door and places the key back in its chamber.
"Come on inside!" Kat's says grabbing the toilet paper and walks inside. I follow her in and shut the door behind me with my foot. "Make sure you lock the door, so he isn't suspicious." She calls back to me, so I obey her and lock the back door. I walk through a kitchen and find Kat by a bathroom that is connected in the hallway.
"Here's the plan: we put Saran Wrap all over the hallway doorframe that leads to the bathroom and kitchen. We toilet paper the whole entire kitchen. You hide in the bathroom, and I'll hide in a closet right across from the bathroom. Then, we'll watch him react to the kitchen, run into the Saran Wrap, and fall on his back!" Kat laughed, and I laughed with her.
"You're one true genius!!!" I say, smiling like a dork.
"I know I am." She replies in triumph.
We rip open the toilet paper packaging and we each take one roll. We head to the kitchen and start throwing the toilet paper everywhere! I've never had this much fun in New York, and this is my first prank! We empty the whole toilet paper package, and the kitchen looks totally recked! Kat and I laugh so much, we almost forget about the best part of all: Saran Wrap.
I hold the box as Kat places long pieces one by one in the doorway. (We're in the inside on the hallway, there's no other way into the kitchen.) As soon as we finish, it's looks awesome, as if it wasn't even there.
"This will be hilarious!" Kat laughs, as we go to our hiding places. After a few minutes pass by, we hear the front door open and shut. He's here! I think I'm my head. I hold it together so I don't ruin the fun.
"What the hell?" I hear Tim's voice say in confusion. I hear loud footsteps running towards us, then a loud BANG! Kat and I emerge from our hiding spots, laughing so hard as we see Tim laying on his back, holding his face in his hands.
"You've just been pranked by the Masters!" Kat and I say at the same time, laughing even more than before.
"Oh my God, I'm gonna die!" I say, falling to the floor, rocking back and forth.
"Bella? What are you doing here?" Tim mumbles as he slowly stands up. Kat and I rip down the Saran Wrap and give Tim a quick hug.
"We're sorry." Kat says, and I feel that she isn't really sorry.
"Yeah, but your face though!" I say.
"You two are cleaning that mess up." Tim says angrily.
"Oh no we're not!" Kat says grabbing my arm and we run out the front door all the way to the car. "That's what you get for messing with Bella!" Kat shouts back at the house. We hurriedly get in the car and drive away from a trashed house.