Chad the fucker resurrected

Chad.. Hes Done It Again

So.. Last episode chad shot up a school, somehow he got away with it after he escaped the reaper by winning against him in a fortnite 1v1, no one likes chad, he only drinks white claw and always has a knife on him, he smells, and since he just crawled out of his casket hes also missing a few fingers, dunno why tho, prolly some bugs ate em or so.

So anyways, he came back on our school, in which he literally killed 10+ people last week but whos gonna stop him? The principal? Nah he was one of the victims last week so that aint gon work, the new principal is a crackhead who recently fucked the entire cheerleader team after he forced them to chug down roofies and then proceeded to fuck them all with Deutschen stabgranaten (German stick  lookin ass handgranades), well no one really saw him do it besides me and since they all got roofied they dont remember shit, i always laugh when i see them, thinking of how i literally saw them getting raped by a crackhead principal.

well anyways chad the fucker tried the same, just without roofies, and.. on the wrong team, he had mistaken the high-school football team for the cheerleaders since hes a fucking idiot, but even tho he could've gotten beaten the fuck up, it turned out that they're all gay so they had a huge orgy that day, and chad even fucked a Deutsche stabgranate, while also yelling the name "dietrich reiner fritz müller" who was his former lover who cheated on him with "Hildegard lise lotte schultz"... A WOMAN

So Chad broke into her house, tied her to the wall, fucked her in every hole, and set the house on fire so that him and "dietrich reiner fritz müller" could be happy together again..

Well, turns out thats exactly what happened

Happy end

Haha no just kidding he shot him and raped his corpse