~Hamilton Reacts~

Steven Universe

Terryn- hello my guys gals and non binary pals! Today I'll be in charge and not Lacey, why you may ask? Because I kicked her out!.......temporarily.

Lafayette- why did she get kicked out?

Terryn- that's......not important!

Terryn- what is important is Steven Universe, one of the many cults that I'm a part of

King- your in a cult?!?! And you want us to react to it!?!

Terryn- it's a joke Kingsley calm yourself

Terryn- I'm a part of a fandom not a cult called Steven Universe, and in that wonderful fandom, we have many lords and saviors like-

King- m e.

Terryn- no. Like the cinnamon roll precious angel babykins periodt

John- was that another joke?

Terryn- Yeppers mans

Terryn- *sighs* but the fandom's kinda coming apart for me *sniffle* cause laPIDOTS RELATIONSHIP IS SINKING FASTER THAN FREAKING TITANIC, AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!!!

Eliza and Burr- *covers their children's ear so they don't hear the mighty rage of a mad, mad terryn*

Hamilham- ...who's gonna ask her what's wrong?

Everyone but Jefferson- not it!

Jefferson- that's not fair! I want paying attention! Whats even wrong this time, a few moments ago she was joking about cults!?!

James- just ask her, it doesn't matter

Jefferson-)- *sighs* hey Terryn.... what's wro-

Terryn- it's just that nobody understands that the relationship of lapidot is in the balance of all, because of lapis I said I mean like if she hadn't left, there wouldn't be all this motherflucking conflict in the lapidot ship, and that would've been sad, but now they are going to magically make up and not even talk like hello and that probably means that my poor precious peri is really sad but is just hiding her feelings and the anticipation of whether there will be a lapidot right is KILLING ME!!!

Aaron-....

Philip- ma, I want Lacey back.

Eliza- we all want Lacey back.

Terryn- breath..like I was saying y'all are gonna react to Steven Universe
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Lafayette- And will mrs. Kipp return?

Terryn- oh as soon as the screaming banshee child finds the key to unlock the bathroom door... anyhow, he reaction will be split into five, the first being fusions, second being characters in general, third being songs, fourth being episodes, (depending on my favorite episodes and if you don't like them sue me) and fifth being the movie! :D

Eacker- wtf is a fusion

Terryn- the real quest is WHY THE FLUCK ARE YOU HERE, and FYI a fusion is a combination between two or more gems formed by dancing, it's like a relationship you have with a person either good or bad, whether you love them or hate them, and it's showcased as a person.

Eliza- oh well that's nice, it would help Jefferson and Alexander get along

Thomas & Alexander- hey!

Terryn- yes yes, now here's the list I put together based on what I generically know about Hamilto and what I truly think their fusions would be. If you disagree, please tell me why you think so in the comments. *mumbles last part so nobody can hear (except you lol)*

Herc- what-

Terryn- nothing!

Fusion

Herc- Sugalite
Lafayette- Sardonix
Hamilham-Obsidian
Maria-Malachite
Eliza- Opal
Angelica- Rainbow Quartz
Peggy- Rainbow Quartz 2.0
John- Lemon Jade
James- Topaz
Jefferson- Rhodonite
Eacker- Zebra Jasper
King- Steg
BURRito- Alexadrite
Theodosia Sr- fluorite
Philip- Smoky Quartz
Theodosia jr- Sunstone
Washingdad- Garnet
Samuel- Ruby

Theodosia Sr- who's fluorite?

Terryn- only the most precious and wise off color in the universe, who like you, barley gets any lines in the show it's in

Terryn- *hands out pics of fusions*

Terryn- *reads list* hold the front door why da FUQ why is eacker of the flUcKinG LiSt

Potato- cause I PUT IT THERE, and WHY did you lock me in the bathroom!?!

Terryn- oh yay smurfette is back

Potato- *starts growling*

anyhow the next part is coming up soon hope ya had a happy Halloween byyeee

John- what's halloween-

Potato- DONT call me a smurf!

Terryn- then don't be 5,2

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