HELLO THERE!!!!! I'm Shrek, and I am ready to answer all your dumb questions on how my life is as an ogre. So c'Mon matties I'm ready for anything you've got.
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Non-FictionShrek here, and I found this dank little app and decided to talk to people through it. since I'm an ogre people scream at the site of me, but now I can have a conversation without the other guy shaking in fear.
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HELLO THERE!!!!! I'm Shrek, and I am ready to answer all your dumb questions on how my life is as an ogre. So c'Mon matties I'm ready for anything you've got.