Wish You Were Gay

Yay to be Gay

"Craaaaig, sweetheart wake uuuup!" Mrs. Tucker yells. "Tweek is here to walk to school with you!"

Craig sleepily drags himself out of bed and walks to the bathroom. Once he's done with his morning routine, he walks down stairs and sees Tweek sitting on the couch talking to his mom and dad.

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Tweek is trying his best to get through this simple conversation with Craig's parents, but the pressure of saying the wrong thing is causing him to twitch sporadically.

"So Tweek, Do you and Craig have any plans for this weekend?" Mrs. Tucker asks.

"Well - ack - I'm not to sure." Tweek says, while trying to stop his leg from shaking.

"Well Tweek, if you're interested, we're going to take a camping trip into the mountains on Saturday." Mr. Tucker adds while scanning the daily paper.

Before the nerves over took Tweek to come up with a ridiculous response. He sees Craig coming down the stairs.

"Come on Tweek, we're going to be late." Craig says walking past his parents grabbing onto Tweek's hand to bring him outside.

For some reason, Tweek felt his heart pound a bit when Craig grabbed his hand. It was a breif feeling, but still caused some sort of uncertainty in Tweek's mind.

"Hey guys look at that! Tweek and Craig are holding hands!"

After hearing someone call out to them, Craig immediately let go.

They both looked to where the voice was coming from and not to their surprise they see Eric Cartman. Followed by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski and Kenny McCormick.

"So are you guys like an item now or what," Cartman says laughing obnoxiously.

"Leave them alone fatass we don't have time for your stupid jokes," Kyle says to Cartman.

"Hey Craig, if I were you I'd be careful with Kyle over there. You see, he's a no good dirty Jew and will steal your really smart and really funny girlfriend right from you and then you'll have to guilt trip her to stay with you."Cartman says, oddly specific towards the end.

"Drop that already. That was 8 years ago." Kyle says walking past Cartman. "Plus, she dumped you because you made her a shit person."

Cartman lets out a defended gasp. "I'll have you know that Heidi was very abusive and I'm grateful that I was able to make it out in one piece!"

The three boys ignore Cartman's statement and just continue to walk on.

"see you guys in class" Stan says walking past Craig and Tweek.

"Bye Tweek." Kenny says, giving him a small wave of his mittened hand.

"Bye -ack- Kenny. " Tweek says waving back to the orange hooded boy.

That group of boys left ahead and left was Tweek and Craig. Just standing outside Craig's house.

The two start walking to school.

While on the walk, Craig starts to blow warm air onto his hands.

"Oh, here Craig. " Tweek stops walking to rummage through his backpack. "I figured you'd forget to bring your gloves again so I brought an extra pair. " Tweek says handing the gloves to the other.

"Thanks." Craig replies accepting the gloves from Tweek. "Sorry, I'll give them back to you at the end of the day. "

Tweek nods and the boys continue their walk to school.