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Ten my buddy 😝👌🏻

« aarghh my dog just shitted on my bed
« how can be someone sO luCkY (:

Interesting that you choose  
to tell me from all the people »

« you're literally the only one I can annoy

eh nevertheless, I'm honoured »
oh and you gotta change
your bedshits then »

« well yes
« wait

KSNDIDNDKDKEKDKJE »

« that was honestly so bad

I have more »

« not today!
« I have things to take care of and I need my brain cells

Okey 🤭😌 »

« I just hope other dogs won't decide to leave their poops around as well

Poops awww »
btw how many dogs do you own lmao »

« 12

TWELVE? »
Where the hell do you live? »
in dog shelter?? »

« shut upp I love dogs okAy

woof »

« I will hit you
« and I won't hesitate bitCH

That's animal abuse! »

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