my names declan and all you need to know about me is that i like pickles and i can shoot threes.
it was september 4th and the dance was approaching. everyone except for me (im with mitchel of course) was nervous about who they were going with. it was all anyone was talking about. there was a dilema between dallas rebbeca george and chris. dallas was in love with rebbeca who was in love with chris. nothing really happened with george except he arrived at jacobs house ina cab to take him to get sushi but when he said no he killed jacob. it was 4th period in science and it was time for dallas to make her mark (on the world). she approached rebbeca "hey bacon whats shaking?" NOOO THATS STUPID "hey good looking whats cooking?" NOO IM SO STUPID *as she rkoed her desk*. rebecca just sat there in awe wondering what the flapperjack was up with dallas. dallas just had to be simple and so she starts to speak "hey rebecca......" BUM BUM QUACK QUACK she was interrupted by gabby. there was a dance battle about to begin between patrick and sara the two best dancers in the class. it was intense. they both swiftly shaked it hard but patricks ability to break dance was just to much for sara to handle and patrick won. sara was so infuriated that she took a grizzly bear out of her pocket and unleashed it on patrick. he begged for mercy " FINN STOPP" which was confusing but he was killed. rebecca went to congratulate sara but before she could talk she was asked to the dance by sara. sara was the hippest chick in town so she said yes. hoping to make chris jelous.
it was the day of the dance and everyone was nervous proque they were all single. the theme was John Stamos you are bae designed by Gabby. she also hired raini rodriguez which was a big hit. rebbeca and sara were the only people on the dance floor and rebecca was doing "her step" in an attempt to make chris jealous. but he was to busy focused on topenga who was with charlie. so chris picked up a mallet and bashed charlies head. the only person getting jealous was dallas. now everyone knew dallas was kind of a maniac. and with the press of a button she had just hired the gang to come to the dance. their plan was to raid the dance. they dropped a couple mixtapes causing a fire hazard killing everyone in the building. dallas was sad to see all her friends dead, but she knew that was what had to be done. she ate a couple chocolate vanilla swirls and decided to skedadle. as she walks out the door she hears "meep" she gets a faint hope it was rebbeca but it was molly. dallas hated molly because molly tried to impress her lady friend and stepped on dallas shoes. so dallas just put molly out of her misery snapping her neck. she was disapointed and decided to leave until she heard another "meep" she turned and say rebbeca was the one moving her lips. she rushed over and stood there. rebbeca said "why?" dallas replied "you gave sara a ten on hot or not. do you like her face or her tater tots?" rebecca was scared because she knew she had just been caught. rebbeca had a very soothing voice so all she said was "can i just say something before i die" "sure" dallas said. "if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?" dallas was tempted because she had loved rebecca for a while now but she just did a spin and said "yeet" AYE LML BET YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING. and dallas pranced out of the dance like a god leaving rebbeca to die for what she had done. dallas was immediatly captured and the police drowned her in a punch bowl. i bet youre wondering how i know all this? well about 5 minutes in maddie and livvy challenged mitchell to a fight, mitchell was a sensei to the stars therefore he demolished them. so the fuzz were after us. mitchell was caught but i was able to escape to mexico and know live with name the PabloChacon you know what im sayin? know just remember "live,laugh,love yourself- Big Papi"- Declan Ryder
in loving memory of those savages who died in the dance attack except for sarah forster.
