"Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps!!!!!!" Snow shouted, it effing woke me up too. "Lindsey will be here tomorrow! What do we do!!!?!?!?"
"It's not my f**** problem, kay?" I replied.
"Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps!!!!!!" Cherry yelled, rushing into the room. "Which one should I wear?"
"I don't give a flying shit bag butterfly ass!"
"Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps!!!!!" Gerard screamed, running over to me. "Where the hell is my eyeliner! I need it too you know!"
I pushed the lemon-hair bastard over. "I don't give a shit!" I said in a "pft" tone as I folded my arms across my chest.
"Vamps Vamps Vamps Vamps!!!!!" Dan said, rushing to the door with a controller in his hand. "I need your help with a game thing now!!!!! I almost got it but I need you to help me now!!!!!!!"
"Be there in a minute." I said. "Lemme deal with these morons first. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! Coming, Dan!"
We went to play whatever video game he was talking about. It was fun. "Die mother#$%@!!!!" I shouted.
"Rip his heart out!" Dan added.
"Vamps Vamps Vamps!" Snow yelled, literally effing jumping on me. "There's a spider!!!!"
"F***** off m8" I said. "Can't you see I'm busy!!!!!!"
He ran off crying saying something about how no one cares about him Pft, whatever.
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"Dammit!!!" I shouted. Dan laughed in victory!
"Take that, bitch!" He said.
"Okay, I'm going go take a shower and wash off the shame."
I went in........ Well, our, bedroom, I sleep in an effing corner, okay? I grabbed my clothes and went to take a shower. I locked the door behind me and took off my shirt, then I looked over in the bathtub and saw Cherry straitening his hair........ In the bathtub...... That was full of water..... AGAIN!!!!
"DON'T YOU F***** KNOW HOW TO LOCK A DOOR?!?!?!?" I scream. "AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!!?!!"
"Uh, multitasking, duh."
"YOU F***** IDIOT!!!!!!!!" I unplugged it and threw in across the room before leaving.
"Vamp you broke the hair straightener!" Gerard yelled. I looked down at the shatter plastic. "NOOOOO!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.
"Dude, you can always just use mine." Dan added. I wiped away tears and stood up, dusting myself off.
"Thanks, man." I said.
"No problem."
"Oookay." Gerard said. "Anyway."
"What?" I said. "Da hell you looking at bitch."
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