"I'll introduce you to Jay - 'The Man in the Pictures' - before you leave," Coach pointedly told Jeff and Mitchell. "He's coming over soon for a naked swim, probably some naked hugs, too, so you guys are going to have to shove off after you say hello."
"The fuck we are," Jeff said, laughing.
"At every decision point yesterday and last night, Coach, did you let Jay decide?" Jeff asked knowingly after Mitchell had excused himself. Jeff was alluding, of course, to his and Coach's poolside chat Friday night, and the advice he'd given Jeff, to 'Let Max decide.' [#49]
"You bet your ass I did," Coach replied, laughing, "and he made great fucking choices every time."
"You sly fucking dog!" Jeff said and burst out laughing. "I'm so happy for you...even though Mitchell and I now both owe Max a blow job for guessing who you've been shagging."
"Which won't suck," Coach replied, and they laughed together again.
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"Now, on a more serious note," Coach continued, leaning in toward Jeff, "I have an embarrassing confession to make to you. And an apology to deliver. When I turned the fuck nest over to you, I should have disabled, or at least warned you about, a motion activated camera I installed in the upstairs bedroom a couple of years ago...but I honestly never gave that camera a thought. I haven't been upstairs since right after Jay moved out. That was his space, and it was just too painful to see it with him gone. Anyway, back in the day, one of our occasional things - mine and Jay's - was to record ourselves fucking and then watch it together, which usually resulted in more fucking.
"When I popped by here late yesterday afternoon," Coach continued, "I had an alert on my laptop...which made me sick to my stomach...I mean, I knew instantly what it was, if not who it was, though I assumed it was you and one of the other guys. I watched only enough to see who I'd secretly, but accidentally, recorded, and to whom I needed to apologize. I feel terrible about it, Jeff, and I really am sorry."
"Yeah, but you've still got it, right?" Jeff asked. "I mean, that was a hot as fuck two-way session with Finn. I bent him over the railing and he took me in the bed. I'd fucking love to watch the movie, you know, that was some kick ass primal fucking. As far as 'secretly' recording me goes, forget about that shit, Coach, accidents happen, and I don't care anyway. So, I can watch it, right?"
"Well..." Coach chuckled, "I do know a little bit about what you like, and I thought you might like to see it. I deleted the recording from both the system and my laptop...but before I did, I burned it onto a DVD in case you wanted to watch it. I'll give you the only copy of it before you go if you want it."
"Fuck yeah I want it," Jeff replied, laughing. "IF I want it, my ass. Are you shitting me that you didn't watch Finn and me fuck? I mean, how could you fucking resist?"
It was Coach's turn to laugh then. "As irresistible as watching you two studs going at it hammer and tongs would be, I felt so bad that I taped you guys without you knowing about it, that it wasn't very hard for me to turn it off once I knew who was on the video. Which I did. But for your description of the events, I'd have no idea what you and Finn did upstairs yesterday."
"Two big time busted nuts, that's all," Jeff reconfirmed. They saw Mitchell exit the fuck nest, and waved him over. Jeff knew Mitchell was going to be excited to hear about - and watch - the DVD.
"You guys all done?" Mitchell asked, and they assured him they were. "So, I've heard both Max and Jeff talk about 'The Man in the Pictures,'" Mitchell said, "and even though Max said the guy looks just like an older version of Jeff, I wasn't really prepared for how gorgeous that guy is or how much they look alike. So, I guess Jeff must be gorgeous, too."
