If Sal met Unikitty and Captain Feathersword

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(FYI: Sal Vulcano is from truTV's Impractical Jokers and he hates cats and being tickled for those who don't know who he is, and this is a made up punishment that will unlikely happen in Impractical Jokers)

(FYI #2: Captain Feathersword belongs to The Wiggles, and Princess Unikitty belongs to her rightful owners)

(FYI #3: This is inspired by the Impractical Jokers Catastrophe episode in Season 5 where they punish Sal by covering him with cats, but this time Sal is tied to a chair in an odd room and there are no actual cats involved)

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Sal Vulcano woke up to find himself in a strange, small room with nothing but a door and a TV monitor and also sitting in a chair with his wrists tied up behind his back. "W-Where am I?" he murmured softly to himself. He suddenly began to panic and screamed for help. "JAMES, BRIAN, JOE, HELP ME!!!!!" he yelled. He continuously screamed and attempted to free himself from the chair and restraints, but it was no use. Nobody could hear nor save him because the room was soundproof. Sal stopped panicking when the TV's screen turned on in front of him and it was showing Murr, Q, and Joe with evil smirks on their faces. "Welcome to your worst nightmare, Sal~" all the men said in unison. Sal chuckled and smiled nervously and asked "Oh my god, what are you gonna do; put cats on me?!". "Oh no, not this time. This is even better!" Q grinned devilishly. "Just wait until we open the door~" Joe said and laughed like a maniac. Then the screen faded to black shortly after. 'They better not drop these feline monsters on me, I'll kill them if they do...' Sal thought to himself. A few minutes later, the door opened and the first tormentor walked in. "Hiiiiiiii~" said a cheery, peppy girly voice. "Oh my god!" Sal exclaimed. It was Unikitty who first entered. She had pink fur, huge, expressive blue eyes, blue forepaws, yellow hindpaws, a sharp, blue unicorn horn on her forehead, a green collar around her neck, and a fluffy blue and white horse-like tail. "Ready to have a positive day?" She exclaimed happily. "No, no I'm not. I hate cats..." Sal sighed and rolled his eyes. "Ahoy there, me hearties!!!" exclaimed another voice, this time sounding pirate-like. "Please don't let it be a pi-" Sal was about to say when Captain Feathersword bursted into the room, waving his sword into the air. "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!" Sal panicked and started to flail around in the chair, trying to escape his punishment.

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 16, 2019 ⏰

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