“Agent Taylor and Agent McQueen? What are you doing here?” Said the Officer, doubt plain in his voice “We’ve already got two of you here, what are you over staffed?” The obese officer laughed at his own joke, cheeks wobbling as he did Sam and Dean exchanged a glance “Obviously been some mix up at the office” Said Dean pocketing his badge, Sam asked “Could you point out where the agents are?” The cop pointed towards the house that was warded off with police tape “They should be in the living room” The brothers thanked the cop before setting off in the direction of the house.
Ducking under the police tape Sam asked “So who do you reckon these guys are? The FBI?” Dean shook his head “I don’t think so it’s not really their type of case, they’d wait a couple more murders before getting involved, could be hunters though I mean a crime scene filled with blood, a strange symbol on the wall and no body? That’s bound to be picked up on the hunter radars” They entered the living room which looked a lot like the others had said in the papers, a room splattered with almost symmetrical blood stains, a strange symbol on the wall and no dead body. The only difference between the newspaper articles and the scene before them was that there were too alive looking people inside one was a man who looked incredibly thin, with a tilted hat that covered his expression and the other was a possibly 17 year old girl, being possibly because she had a seemingly ageless face even if at the moment it was slightly blanched at all the blood in the room, she quickly noticed the two brothers stood in the doorway and gave a slight cough alerting the older crouching man who followed the girl’s gaze before standing up, and walking over to them, now stood up he could be seen as very tall possibly the same height as Sam, the girl walking by his side was also tall roughly the same as Dean her long black hair swaying slightly as she did, she glanced over them both with sharp clever eyes before looking to her partner, who with his hat tilted back could be seen to have a goatee and intelligent eye’s that also quickly surveyed them before exchanging a look with his partner.
“Hello I’m Detective Inspector me and this is my partner Valkyrie Cain who before you ask, yes she is awfully young to be a Detective and that is because your on work experience isn’t it Valkyrie?” The girl nodded solemnly at the Detective Inspectors question though she had a slight smile on her face, the brothers shook the man’s gloved hands and introduced himself both wary of the Detective’s non committal accent as they lifted up their badges, the detective inspector plucked them out of their hands, they both made sounds of surprise but didn’t do anything more as the Inspector passed Deans badge over to the Valkyrie girl who began to study it like her partner, who then said “Hmmmm how intriguing” He then passed the badges back to the brothers who chuckled tensely before Dean saying “I thought you were going to accuse us of being fakes for a moment”, The inspector tilted his head in a way that strongly reminded Dean of Cas before laughing slightly and saying “Oh but they are fakes of course” and before either of the brothers could react the Inspector pulled out a gun along with his colleague, each pointing one at a Winchester the man continued “What I find intriguing is why two mortals such as yourself are attempting to get involved in a crime like this, care to explain?” The brothers remained silent making the Inspector laugh again “Of course how rude of me, let me officially introduce myself, I’m Skulduggery Pleasant and you two are going to answer my questions!”
Yours forever and truly
Llama.
**( Song: Trouble by P!nk and Picture: Sam and Dean looking suave in suits (llama made me put Suave because that's more British) Swoon!! (expect swooning) Got to go, Library is making me sign off)
~~ Moose <3
