god, i hate homosapiens.

♡Monday♡

The worst day.

(A/N)! 'Chai' is supposed to represent me, Ellie-marie, except she's the slightest bit cooler hahahA. In the story the characters will, however, still call me Ellie.

{Chai's POV} • x •

I'm standing here.
Minding my OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS.
*cough* ALISHA *cough*
When fucking Daniella Watershite has to interrupt my thought train.
Like really ma'am? This isn't a Wendy's drive thru, this a McDonald's.

"Oi! Have you seen there other two Ellies anywhere?" He said, looking around as if they'd just pop into existence right before his eyes.

"Nope. And to be honest I really don't want to." I told him.

"Wow, did you die in Minecraft and wake up at the other side of the bed or something?" He asked, finally calming his ass down.

"Well sorry that I'm stressing over that history test."

"...What history test?" He said, clearly mortified.

"Oh my God! You forgot about the history test??" I screamed, putting my hands on his shoulders and shaking him around.

"Since when?? The teacher never told us about a test!" He replied, swatting me off.

"Dan. The mans. Daniella. You would've heard her if you weren't drawing a troll face under the desk the whole time!"

"How would you know I was doing that??"

"Because I sit right next to you!"

"Aight, let's not fight, we're both going to fail anyway. Isn't it about the holocaust and Hitler and shit?" He said.

"Yep."

"Why did Hitler hate them again?"

"Because they existed."

"You're not making this any better, 'London Methtorch'!"

"You're one of the smartest kids in the class, you'll be fine."

I pointed to the climbing frame. Or, 'tangle tree' as other kids would call it.
"Wanna climb that thing?" I asked.

"That's what she said!" He shouted, naruto running to the frame.

Geezus. What a mad lad.

"Stop walking like an iron golem, weirdo!" I heard in the distance from Mr. Watershite.

Underneath the frame, Ellie-Mae was making a pentagram with stones, and put her printed picture of Moto Moto that had empty spaces in the paper that you could see the stones through where she'd bitten it on it.

Ell was waving around a poster of IT chapter 2 and ranting about the characters and shit. I didn't care enough to listen. I probably would if i could understand her.

I ran over to them.
"Everyone, the demon bunny has an announcement!
Hazbin Hotel is coming out tomorrow!!" I yelled.

Ellie smiled and Ell clapped slowly. "Welcome to drama club, you just announced a show, good, but half of us don't even know what it is. You're lucky that your friends are cool and love that show eYYYY-"

"Sack of poorly packaged horse shit." I said.

In the background I could hear a mob of basic bitches, singing;
"Martha Dumptruck in the flesh!
Here comes the cootie squad, we should-
SHUT UP HEATHER!
Sorry Heather...
Look who's with her, oh my god!
Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
Dang dang diggety-danga-a-dang!"

Curse Tik Tok.

"Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out!
Now who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout!
Ha!"
I muttered, continuing the song.

The bitches looked me up and down weirdly.
Oh em gee! I'm so quirky! I knew Heathers before Tik Tok took over!
No. They're just weird, even though my whole reputation is based off me being the weirdo of the class.

And then the the Deputy Head blew the whistle, which meant we had to go inside.

Going into class is awful. The one and only teacher we had wasn't the best.
Let's call her Mrs Wallpiss.

But today in maths, she let us go on Prodigy. A hella fun maths game.
Kind of a pokemon rip-off but still good.
Thats where Daniella Watershite and London Methtorch come from.

Wee woo wee woo, demon bunny has brought another a/n
This is a test and the next chapter will have more stuff in it, don't worry
Uhhh hope you enjoyed?
Bye! ♡