Isabelle held Chloe's hair out of her face as she hurled her insides into the toilet bowl while puffing at her cigar. Judith snorted at then as she as she drank whiskey straight from the bottle.
"None of us are having kids." She laughed.
"Shut the fuck up." Chloe groaned.
It was half way through the engagement celebration and some of the wives had already had enough. Grace had left dragging a screaming Andrew by the ear while George had Jude on his shoulders. About 5 minutes later, their eldest son Kaden came back only to find that his family had already left.
Victor and Edgar had got into an argument about weather German or Russian food was better. Their Egos were very quickly brushed when their wives told them that Italian food was the best.
James and Sydney sat patiently at the head table watching havoc unfold.
"Hey, lets say we cut the BS and go have some fun upstairs." James whispered into the ear of his fiancée. She chuckled.
"As nice as that sounds, my love, I know what you're like. You'll say it's just a quicky and then have me up all night with you're brutal fucking." Though Sydney said this with the seriousness of a prude, James didn't miss her crossing her legs under the table.
"You like my brutal fucking." He smirked. "But aside from that. We have a deal to secure after this. I have about 2000 glocks in the back of my truck so dress nicely. You know how I like to watch other men suffer."
"Pervert."
"I can't be a pervert if you're already mine."
On the far side of the room, Fiona sat with Aura and Berlin, two other widowed mafia wives.
"... And she has the cutest little toothless smile. She looks just like my Michael when he was that age. Oh I'm so proud of my boy." Berlin said, fawning over her second grandchild from her oldest son Michael and his wife Trina.
Fiona sighed. "My grandbabies are fucking eachother."
Aura snorted. "Like that's not what happened to you. You even married you cousin."
"I'm not denying a thing, nor do I regret. I guess incest is just a thing in our family. But I won't allow them to marry."
Suddenly Orlanda sat at the table.
"Will you ever stop plaguing us with your existence?" Aura asked.
"Out of the four of us you should be first to go." Berlin agreed.
"Oh please." Orlanda scoffed. "I'm just here for the free food. Ingrid was the one that dragged me here"
The for senior women continued to gossip about the past as the night dragged on. This would be the only time they could be civil before their children started to fight again.
But as of now, they just enjoyed the party.
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The Perpetual Association of Mafia Wives
HumorHave you ever wondered what happens after a Mafia romance. The story ends with a beautiful wedding and they live happily ever after. Have you ever wondered what the wives of all those big bad mobsters get up to when their husbands are busy with feud...