The Plight Of the Shadow Realm Book 3

The Story So Far...

Reedskidoodles, a high school girl who is not very normal is close to her crush, Jospeh Stalin, but the desire soon dies once she gets kidnapped by Danny Devito and Muhammad the minion. She falls head over heels for her captors, Stockholm syndrome much? And when Joseph goes to investigate, he kills the lovers in hopes of saving his crush, Reedskidoodles, with the help of his partner in crime, Hitler. After that, Reed rejects him, and Hitler admits his love to Joseph. Then, Reed goes into the woods where she is never seen again, and gives birth to squirrel children, who are reincarnated versions of Danny Devito and Muhammad the minion. I know this is dragging on but bear with me please. Reeds parents sell their house to the titular skeleton, SANS. Jospeh and Hitler move in down the street, and hook Sans up with the blocky beauty, Minecraft Steve. They begin to date when Steve is stabbed by a girl in the woods who is probably Reedskidoodles and they seek revenge through the median of Obama. Obama summons Hugh Neutron, and he sends Reedskidoodles to the shadow realm. A battle with the fucking Le Monke ensues, and the squirrel children fucking die. Where will the story take us next? I don't know it's all improvised. Next up on Dragon Ball Z...