-I don't like when people stare at me unless, you're cute. You can stare if you're cute.
-Weekend... Get back here... And let me love you!!
-I'll have you know that I finished my homework. And I only cried 37 times.
-I'm taking a bath under water. Fuck logic.
-I'll have you know I had a phone conversation with my mother today. And I only said goodbye 14 times.
-Hold on, I'm searching for a fuck to give.
-This bitch dropped the weed. Shit just got real.
-I'll have you know that I read My Little Dashie. And I only cried for 20 minutes.
-Bitch, you gonna learn today.
-I accidentally closed all my open tabs in google chrome. And I only cried for 20 minutes.
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HumorYeah, I like funny things. There are some random jokes, so if there are any that offend you, don't be afraid to message me privately. Any follows, votes, or comments would be really helpful. So please, follow, vote, and comment. Because I think it w...
