Chapter 1 - Bull and Bulky Gates birth

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One day a really fat man got pregnant. This man was Bull and Bulky Gates father, Bill Gates. They were born January 1, 0001 since their dad is sooooooo old and krusty. Bull Gates got a crush on Bulky Gates. Then Bulky Gates got a crush on Bull Gates. They then got married at age 4 days old. Once they got married they turned into the magical, glorious Bull and Bulky Gates of mincemeat! Bulky Gates then became a body builder and Bull Gates stalked people to make sure they weren't sitting. Bull Gates once caught someone sitting, and said "SLAM DOWN TIME FOR YOU!!" Then Bulky Gates came and ate them! That's how the story starts...

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