1: Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2: Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
3:Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
4: Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
5: Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
6:Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
7: Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
8: Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo".
9: Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
10: Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.
