Current Lingo (SR)

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"He's so cute!"

"Man, you're crushing hard on him!"

"He makes my heart go UwU"

"He makes your heart go what?"

"UwU"

"Repeating the sound doesn't mean I can understand it, Sarah."

"Sorry Jj. Apparently it's the feeling of too much cuteness. My friend is up to date on current lingo and it's been rubbing off on me,"

"UwU sounds cute,"

"I guess it does. Imagine if he heard me say that, he'd be so fucking confused it would be so funny!"

"Tell him!"

"I will, not like he'll understand what I'm saying."

"Wait there he is! Go tell him". I walk towards him, he notices and smiles.

"Hi Sarah!"

"Hi Spence."

"What's up?"

"Nothing, I was just telling Jj how you make my heart to UwU. I'm gonna go get coffee, want some?"

"Uh no I'm good thanks though." I walk away before he can say anything. I figure that that I actually do want coffee so I go grab some.

It's around 10 minutes later I come back and spencer waves me over. "Hey Spence what you need?"

"I make your heart go UwU?"

"You're still on that?"

"Why didn't you just tell me that you think I'm cute?"

"Wait! You know what that means?"

"What kind of a genius would I be if I didn't? Just for the record, I think you're cute too."

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