Hi, my names Karen and my life is kinda crazy. I was born and raised in sweet home ala- wait thats not where i was born! I was born and raised in IDAHO! get cuz' i da hoe?? anyways, golly gee im so quirky. One day when i was farming my potato like always because im a poto farmer, i heard distand rustling from woods and i was like "woah whos that?! and why do i woods in idaho? its so flat here!" and then low and behold, jeff the killer popped out of the bushes! golly gee he was SOOOO CUTE! He ran twoards me knife in hand with crooked cut out smile and whispered into my ear, "go to sleep you twat" and i was like "okay daddy jeff tuck me in" he was really confused but he followed the request and shoved me into the potato garden. it was spikey im not quite sure. but it do be like that sometimes. and then, he was SOOO romantic and stabbed me in the chest 93 times. god he's so romantic I love him so much. I smiled, "thank you jeff. very cool" and then i passed out, from blood loss. the end.
