my name is destiny moonshine i am prefect in everday!!111

my name is destiny moonshine i am perfect in everyay i have brown hair it is lucius and perty i ave ocen blu eyes and butteon noose and a prefectt fac in jeneral i am thin but hevav lots uf cleevge nd a biiiiiiggggg ass it is hot alll the guis luv it but i am sngle an i an a prdfect student i heve a+s in efry thin evn inglihs becuz my teechter is jake watterful aso he rly leiks meh i thnk he iz bluned wth skie blu eies  !!!1111  i just sau anuther gui culd luke angelwings hu waz hawt he haz golden hayr anb babie bul eis he is hirtles 39/7 woah but i luv jake tu?!11//1/1!?!1 pluz he is a wearwulf + lukie iz a vazmpirie?!!?!1 wile i was compurizing thi fotusintheskiss i met andre hje is blode with ocen blu eyes  + i dunt thunk hee uwnres ny shutrs!! thn i wis demulshin mi lyfe wiss bois id is gud!1!11!11!!! i wuz hiving a stull in an allie nd i gut bff;ed bi a triuck it wuz hugfe and black and shinie i m prntyy sur  it wuz a red farreri model 185298964899993733774\iufwhe egfdsuigvdsfeqb83283 did i mintieno  id is da fudure nd their is lotts uf cuars!11!! illuv cars!!!11 not da poynt i gut runned ovr!1!!111 he keptd dryvin huw rood!!!!?!?!!!11oneeoneone1!!!111 nxt thin i no im in da hozpidal nd thi ductor hu iz hawt wiz yeloe hare nd turdcuious ieys!!1!11 ses >omg  u wunt liv mybe wwait o ya ur prggers!1111111< wooooooooahhh!!?!?1//1

so hei guies whut do u thunolk???//!/!/!?!/1/1//1!/!/1/31/132/4435y2uiy1/!!?!1 if i gut 943u275343845hjdge vutes i wull cuntinoe!!!1111 reviw plz!! 

 [A/N] No but really, ignore this story if you want. I just really want to write some crack story with TeensDistrict. So yeah, it's a collaboration with her, check out her stories! Please don't take this story seriously.