ian: everyone in bh is a bottom
ian: no exceptions
jaden: makes sense
hk: fucking hell jaden
jaden: anyway promote tarragona
ian:
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ian: bitch
jaden: you deleted your tweet
jaden: bitch
ian: okay you know what
ian: i'm gonna fight you
matt: can you guys not
jaden: okay bet
jaden: i'll meet you in the living room in 10 minutes
ian: why 10
jaden: because i'm eating a sandwich
ian: everyone can come and watch our fight
joba: it's abuse ?? not a fight
matt: i'm with joba on this
jaden: it's a consensual fight
jaden: so it's fine
romil: but he's your boyfriend
romil: so if he literally hurts you
romil: it's considered abuse
romil: and vice versa
dom: we know who's gonna win
bearface: my bet is on jaden
matt: ian's going to win
bearface: jaden is taller
matt: okay and ??
bearface: better chance at winning
joba: you guys aren't fighting
ian: yeah we are
jaden: you can't tell us what to do
joba: yes i can
merlin: i'm with joba
merlin: no fight
dom: kinda same tho
kevin doan: do not fight each other
nick: what going on
matt: no one asked you nick
nick: :(
ian: fine we won't fight
jaden: you're just scared
ian: am not
jaden: are too
ian: okay maybe a little bit
nick: who used the last of the bread :(
jaden: oops
nick: YOU DONT EVEN LIVE HERE AND YOU USED TGE LAST OF THE BREAD
matt: calm down nick
jaden: jeez
jaden: i'll just buy you some more
nick: IM TIRED OF YOU ALL BULLYING ME AND OF JADEN COMING INTO OUR HOUSE AND TAKING ALL OUR FOOD LIKE HE LIVES HERE AND PAYS BILLS BUT HE DOESNT
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CRACK | brockhampton gc
Fanficbasically the title (it's all a joke don't take it seriously)
