Naisip nyo na ba na ang romantic relationship ay parang tandem ng coffee at creamer?
Si lalaki ang coffee at si babae ang creamer.
Nang madiskobre ang coffee, naiinom ito ng kahit walang creamer. You can drink it on its own. Pero hindi ba may kunti syang pait kahit pa may asukal? But it can exist as coffee alone forever. Kahit pa hindi maimbento ang creamer ever.
Pero nang madiscover ang creamer, coffee was never as enjoyable to drink as it is now. They always compliment each other. They've always been a perfect match! But you see, creamer does not make sense to be served on its own. It was not meant to be served alone. Naimbento sya para maging perfect match ni coffee at hindi para mabuhay mag-isa. Without coffee, creamer will not serve its purpose.
Ang lalaki kaya naman talagang mabuhay without the girl. Just like when Adam was created. There was no Eve then. And even if Eve wasn't created, Adam can still survive. Of course, I said survive kasi men can still live without women, but 99.99% cannot live without them. You know what I mean?
But then, Eve was created kasi nga sabi ni God, "It's not good for man to be alone".
Bakit it's not good for man to be alone? Just ask yourself, "Bakit it's not good for coffee to be without creamer?" Kasi without creamer, there will be no cappuccino, latte, frappucino, and the list goes on. It's the same with Adam and Eve. Without Eve, there will be no reproduction of human. The good thing is, we are all different from each other though we're a combination of our parents, the way that coffee flavors vary through the combination of coffee and creamer. Still with me? Hehehe.
In short, kung walang creamer, walang coffee shops ngayon.
*palakpakan!*
Coffe is enough, but creamer makes its existence good.
