The World's Worst Frock Fanfic

The first part UwU

"OH MAI GOD!"
I heard an annoying voice scream, waking me up.  It was Unikitty. "Why are you in my house? I swear I locked the do-" the dumb cat cut me off. "I just had a dream and I think it was a peek into the future." What the heck was she talking about? Did she get into some catnip? "Ooo! What happened?" Brock asked with a cute expression on his face but like I'm not gay or anything-
"A flying bunny and a pumpkin tried to date you but the pumpkin chickened out. Then the bunny tried killing Brock and ended up having two kids with Master Frown and then there was a trans kid and a moth girl and..." Unikitty went on but I didn't believe a word she said. It didn't even make sense. Besides, if someone tried taking Brock I'd kill them- I MEAN IM NOT GAY I SWEAR "Some orphans set some stuff on fire...." She paused. "Wait! I forgot to mention that you two get married!" Unikitty added gleefully. "To each other?" Brock asked."no, no! She probably meant we both got married to other people." I laughed awkwardly. I'm not gay I swear-"nope! To each other!" Unikitty added. "But I'm not gay!" I said. They both looked at me in disbelief. "Y'know, it's not the straightest thing for you two to kiss each other EVERY. NIGHT."  I retaliated with a "Baka", the signature move of the tsundere. "Bruh we're in a 13 year old's fanfic stop acting like there's gonna be no romance between y'all. We're representations of fictional Lego cartoon characters only meant to please the readers with frock." Unikitty said. Then, all of a sudden, a wall exploded. "BRUH YOU FRIGGIN DESTROYED THE 4TH WALL CHILL-" Said Brock. "What kind of reader would enjoy this crap?" I asked. "I dunno. I mean..ask the writer?" Unikitty shrugged. Suddenly, a white and gold male Fox with three tails popped into existence. "I'll come to your funeral..but I won't promise to cRY." He sang. "Hehe reminds me of Unifrown lol." He then looked around. "Oh crap-why am I here?" Unikitty flew over to him. "Hello, author. This is your fic, correct?" The fox shrugged. "Yea" Unikitty nodded. "So, tell me, are these to gay?" She pointed to Brock and I. "Oh, yeah. Suuuper gay." He nodded. "No!" I yelled. "I control your every action." He said flatly. I suddenly felt a strange force overpower me. "Brock is so sexy mmmm~~~" I said as I felt some force make me nuzzle into Brock. I snapped back. "WHAT THE HECK-" I turned red. "The reason that felt so forceful was because it was out of character, but yea I did that." He giggled stupidly. "Aight imma head out." He replicated the dead spongebob meme. "Btw I'm trans hehe." He disappeared in a way that resembled a Thanos snap. I was just like:
Ò-Ó
Brock was all:
o////o
And UK was like:
💘💓❣️💕💖💞>\\\<💞💖💕❣️💓💘

Then the chapter ended because Kitti ran out of ideas.