the virus

the competition

"Drat! I never win these things." Said Mike as he didn't win a lottery ticket
Mike turns the TV on. The man on the TV says that anyone can win but only 10 people can get into the competition. The prize is to get a free visit to my laboratory.
"Well it's worth a shot." Said Mike
The man now said to win the tickets you have to write a reason why you should go.
He ran to the table got out a pen and started to write why he should go.

What he wrote
I think I should go because I've always had an interest in science so I think I should go and maybe I might become one. And that has always been my life long dream.

Of course he never liked science he just wanted to win something but will he?
"I'll probably loose like I always do." Said Mike
Mike opened a draw and got an envelope stuck in his report, then he licked it. He walked to a post box and stuck the letter inside it. Mike sneezes as the post man walked by and he wiped his shot on him and walked off. One week later, Mike had a letter. He opened it and he started to read it.

What the letter said.

Hello you are one of the lucky winners! On Friday the 5 of November the bus will come and pick you up. I hope you have a good time and I'm looking forward to meet you.

"Yes I won but who else is coming? Probably another brat."