OH DEAR GOD

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ONCE UPON A TIME GOLDITY SMASHED HIS WHOLE FUCKING HEAD THROUGH CHUCK LLOYDS WINDOW AND SCREAMED I LOVE YOU YOU WALKING DEAD RIPOFF

ULIFER WITNESSED THE WHOLE THING BUT GOT BORED SO HE DECIDED TO LEAVE AND DEEPTHROAT SOME CHILDREN

CHUCK LLOYD CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR AND STARTED MOANING FOR NO APPARENT REASON

FATHER GRIMM WALKED UP TO HIM AND SMACKED HIM TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP SAYING HE MOANS TOO LOUD

CHUCK SCREAMED WELL YOU HAVE 6 CHILDREN BEFORE YEETING HIMSELF OUT THE BROKEN WINDOW

FATHER GRIMM DIED BECAUSE HE COULDNT HANDLE THE BURN

MASQUERAZE DID A T POSE ON HIS DEAD BODY AND STARTED CRYING WITH GRIEF BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN READING FATHER GRIMM X MASQUERAZE FANFICTIONS UNTIL FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING

TERROAH DABBED AND GOT STABBED BY ULIFER AND SCREECHED DADDY UWULIFER I DONT FEEL SO GOOD BEFORE DISINTEGRATING INTO NOTHING

GAYDITY SHRIEKED IM DONE WITH ALL YOU IDIOTS AND SHOVED HIMSELF INSIDE CHUCKS WASHING MACHINE AND CRIED AS HE WATCHED ULIFER CHASE CHUCK AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE SCREAMING I SMELL PENNIES AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

THEN ULIFER TOOK A BREAK TO CURL UP IN CHUCKS SHOWER FULLY CLOTHED AND TURN THE WATER ON JUST TO ROCK BACK AND FORTH AND SOB QUIETLY

CHUCK TOOK THIS TIME TO MAKE HOTPOCKETS ONLY TO THROW THEM ON THE FLOOR AND USE THE BAKING TRAY TO SLAP CROWS WITH

FATHER GRIMM KISSED MASQUERAZE MAKING HIM SQUEAL AND THEN DIE 60 TIMES IN A NANOSECOND

HE THEN CAME BACK TO LIFE TO TELL THE STORY OF HOW HIS FATHER WENT TO ALDIS TO GET MILK AND NEVER RETURNED FOR 47895329624586329442386234986432986234 YEARS

ALL OF A SUDDEN CARDI B APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND PHASED THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL AND STARTED BLASTING BODAK YELLOW EARRAPE REMIX

POST MALONE GAVE CHUCK LLOYD A BIG FAT DISGUSTING KISS THEN GOLDTITTY LIT HIM ON FIRE OUT OF PURE JEALOUSY

ULIFER RAN INTO THE HOUSE WITH A BRICK AND PIERCED THROUGH IT WITH HIS LONG ASS NOSE

ULIFER BEGAN TO SEVER THE WALL WITH HIS NOSE UNTIL CHUCK LLOYD SCREAMED SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP AND THREW A HYDROFLASK AT HIS CRANIUM

ULIFER THEN CONFESSED TO FATHER GRIMM THAT HE HAD RAPED HIS CHILD AND FATHER GRIMM STARTED WHIPPING HIM WITH HIS E BOY CHAINS

MASQUERAZE WAS OVERWHELMED SO HE STARTED DANCING WHILE MAKING SAD BALLET NOISES

TERROAH SCREECHED FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT AND NARUTO RAN OUT A RANDOM DOOR

PIDGEON I MEAN GOLDITY TELEPORTED INTO CHUCKS BASEMENT AND FLIPPED OFF SANDRAS SKELETON CAUSING THE WHOLE HOUSE TO BLOW UP BY THE WILL OF SATAN

ULIFER WAS DYING FROM BEING BEATEN TO DEATH SO HE DID A KICK ASS NAZI SALUTE BEFORE HIS SOUL ESCAPED HIS BODY

CHUCK WANDERED AROUND A RANDOM CHIPOTLE SHRIEKING GOLDITY WHERE ART THOU I AM IN NEED OF YOUR THICC ASS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

ULIFER RESURRECTED HIMSELF ONLY TO BE SPAWN KILLED BY FATHER GRIMM DOING VIOLENT JOJO POSES

MASQUERAZE HAD A SEIZURE BUT TOOK A BREAK TO SIT ON THE COUCH AND WATCH VIDEOS OF CATS HUMPING PILLOW PETS SECRETLY WISHING DADDY GRIMM WOULD DO THAT TO HIM TOO

TERROAH SWOOPED IN AND STOLE HIS IPAD AND AGGRESSIVELY WATCHED DOKI DOKI LITERATURE UNTIL MASQUERAZE HE MANNED HIM INTO A WALL

GAYDITY KNOCKED ULIFER DOWN AND SCREAMED LE EPIC SACRIFICE AS HE DEFAULT DANCED ON HIS SEEMINGLY LIFELESS BODY

ULIFER FOR SOME REASON STARTED HYPE DANCING ON THE GROUND OUT OF RAGE

CHUCK LLOYD SCREECHED THAT HE WOULD PLAY SOME CHRISTIAN MUSIC AND STARTED BLASTING JUICY BY DOJA CAT ON FULL FUCKING VOLUME

FATHER GRIMM PROCEEDED TO SLAP CHUCK LLOYD INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS WHILE BLASTING RUSSIAN. WAR MUSIC AND SHRIEKING THAT HE SERVED THE SOVIET UNION

MASQUERAZE THREW HIMSELF INTO CHUCKS BASEMENT SCREAMING MY DICK FELL OFF

TERROAH CAME BACK TO CALL ULIFER UGLY THEN COMMITTED UNALIVE 0.9423924397243238497432987243 SECONDS LATER

THEY ALL DIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER OR SOME SHIT

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