No ones POV
The Akasuki and Team 7 woke up in this dark room...
Naruto: "Were the heck are we....?" He then noticed the Akasuki.
Sasuke: "Itachi!"
"Okay okay break it up!"
They all turn their head towards the voice. Low and behold, ME! I come walking out of the shadows like those senes in those horror movies were the main characters at stupid and they just stand there and stair at the killer. Now we're was I...?
The Akasuki and Team 7 both tense up as a figure walks out of the shadows. They all relax once they realize that it's only a kid.
"Welcome, Akasuki, Team 7. We finally meet~ Now I'm sure you wondering how you got here-"
Hidan: "Can you just skip to the important part of you intro, or is everything you say gonna be lame?"
"................. Did you seriously just interrupt me...?"
Hidan: "Does it look like I give a Fuck?!"
The rest of the group was watching the interaction with amusement but still stayed on guard. Sasuke was seeming to get pissed that he couldn't fight a Itachi. So what does he do? He runs towards Itachi and tries to fight him.
"Hey! DUCK BUTT! What did I say?!"
Sasuke ignored the female child and continued to try and fight Itachi.
Suddenly, he was frozen in place.
Sasuke: "What the-"
"Look Sasuke, are you done with your little avenger tantrum, the grown ups are trying to have a talk! So if you could settle down, that would be nice." I said as I walked over to him.
(If you haven't realized it yet, then, I'm the small female kid the walked out of the shadows)
Sasuke became silent, his expression showed shock and suspicion.
"Hey don't look at me like that! Your lucky I'm not a stupid fangirl!" I then moved my eyes to Itachi,
"I have no clue how you were able to deal with this... thing." I said while pointing at Sasuke.
Sasuke: "Why can't I move?!"
"Hehe oh, that's because of me." Having said that, everyone wiped their heads toward me in astonishment.
Deidara: "But your just a kid, un."
Hidan: "And your a girl!"
"So...? And yes I'm small... smaller than Sasori.... but only by a couple inches! And I'm not that young! I'm 13 and will be turning 14 in less than 7 days!" I said to them in a matter of fact tone.
Itachi: "Why are we here...? I assume that you are the one who brought us here, if so... then why?" Itachi asked, finally talking.
"Ohhh~ good question! Well you see.... I bring you all here for my amusement."
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Itachi: "You live alone....?"
"Yep!"
Naruto: "How did you know that?!" Naruto asked Itachi.
I answered for Itachi. "Because he is smart, that's how!"
(Oof my cat is laying on top of me while I'm typing this XD)
I then clapped my hands and all the lights in the room turned on. My room had a carpet floor, a corner full of blankets, pillows, bean bags, and fluffy things along with a book shelf that's full of movies and books. On the other side of the room is a large flat screen TV with an X-Box one. (I don't have a play station so...) Then in another corner of the room is a desk with a computer and a charger station. In that corner is also a bed.
"Welcome to my room!" I said as I jumped up excitedly as I looked at them.(no my room does not actually look like that...)
They all looked around.
"This is We're you guys will be staying!"
They all looked around the room curiously.
"Alright! I have some rules."
Most of them groaned in annoyance.
"No killing! No fighting! No battles! No using unauthorized Jutsu unless I say you can use it. You must ask permission to use justu and to summon stuff! Also, no war! No capturing jinjuriki! No hurting Naruto what so ever!" I turned to look at Sakura.
"Don't fangirl or chase Sasuke around if he doesn't want to be around you! There is something called personal space. No drinking bad drinks! No getting drunk! And at least TRY not to curse, I can understand if a word slips but if your cussing every sentence you say.... Just don't!"
"And the biggest rule of all, don't destroy anything!!!"
I turned towards Pein. "Please, keep your men under control! Put them on a leash or something, just make sure that they don't cause problems." I then turned towards Konan.
"And You!....... I do t have a problem with you." I said as I quickly hugged Konan then walked over to the bean bag corner, whistling innocently as I walked, then sat down on a bean bag.
"Also, Itachi, If you need to tell Sasuke the truth, but in private, then let me know!" I shouted to him from across the room.
"Alright that's it, feel free to do what ever you want as long as your following the rules." I said is I sat in a more comfortable position in the bean bag.
"Oh wait I almost forgot..." I unfroze Sasuke.
"There you go, now behave~"
........
Everyone went off to do their own thing but Naruto decided to sit next to me.
"...What....?"
Naruto: "Can I stay by you...? Im not exactly on good terms with the Akasuki..." He said as he sat down next to me.
"... That would be awesome! Of your you can sit with me! I've always wanted to be your friend......"
Naruto: "Then... Wanna be friends?!"
"YA!!"
Then we hugged. uwu
