What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' catholic
Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?
Because he's married
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender
My grandpa has a heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the zoo
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Sarcastically Weird
HumorThere are a lot of things in this world that are funny. My life is something that used to be funny. But now, hopefully, this collection of whatever the fucks is funny. But you know I may just have a really low sense of humour so I find everything...
