Shrek x LeBron James

Love at First Sight

As LeBron James looked around he looked confused as to why he was there. He muttered to himself: What have I done this time. He saw an old tree log. Then a loud swing of a door and a monsterous roar came, all LeBron could hear was All-Star. He knew that they would get along. As the green man came out he saw LeBron's beautiful hair as it was liked he hair flicked at Shrek. The Green Ogre replied "Why hello there". LeBron blushed. "Are.. Are.. you" Shrek walked and put his soft green finger on LeBron's lips. "Yes, I am, The one and only Shrek". LeBron almost fainter but he knew he couldn't or else he would embarrass himself infront of his true love. As they moved into the old rickety tree, they were getting closer but the tension was thick and both were very awkward to speak. Until Shrek yelled "Donkey get out of here we got guests" As LeBron heard this he blushed, he had never heard a more beautiful voice ever. He just couldn't help it but go uwu mode. LeBron said "Gotta go toilet, Don't Leave Me". As LeBron ran to the toilet he washed his face to get all of the uwu off of him. He came to see the ugly furry creature having an argument with the beautiful green ogre. He muttered Eww that furry creature better get away from my ogre. As donkey was leaving, Shrek was crying. LeBron just couldn't help it and asked what's wrong? As Shrek explained that he was going through a divorce with Fiona. As Shrek was talking LeBron was remembering his wife, he was thinking most likely a divorce. LeBron decided to drink a tear from Shrek's green slimy face. Shrek smiled, and showed his yellow teeth. LeBron didn't mind that he was in love with a green faced ogre with yellow teeth it was the inside. Shrek touched LeBron's beard, this startled LeBron. Normally he would slap anyone who would touch Gerald (his beard) but it was Shrek, what was he going to do? Shrek groaned it sure is hot today as he ripped open his vest to reveal an onion swimsuit. LeBron blushed. As Shrek jumped in the muddy swamp, LeBron was getting ready to jump in and then Shrek said in the most beautiful voice, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP". LeBron looked at Shrek and said in a sad voice "S.. S.. sorry". As he watched Shrek swim in the swamp splashing his thick thighs, he was very jealous and wanted to join, but he couldn't. LeBron couldn't take it anymore, he wanted Shrek, no, he NEEDED Shrek. LeBron run away crying. Shrek tried to chase but he was stuck in the swamp after making bubbles. Shrek was very sad. He knew he would have to meet LeBron again. Somehow he would.