Chapter 1: Taiwan's Strange Ass Snake

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France(mother): Canada, I think you'll love Countryhuman High.

Canada: Are you sure about that? I'm afraid of making new friends, if I have to be honest.

United Kingdom(father): You don't have to worry. If anything bad happens, you can just tell us, ok?

Canada: Alright then. I guess It'll be good for most of the part...

United Kingdom: Great! Now here's some breakfast to eat at school.

France: We're hoping that you'll have a great first day!

Canada: I will *walks out of house*

  *Arrival to school*

Canada: *sitting alone in the cafeteria while eating* I can't believe that I'm going to have to socialize with people I don't know. I'm afraid of what they'll think.... Oh well, I guess that maybe trying to stay solo should work.

Moldova: Hey Canada, I have a female friend that I want to introduce to you.
Her name is Ukraine :D

Ukraine: Hey Canada, it's nice to meet you. I'm hoping that we'll get along very well :)

Canada: Hello Ukraine. You look amazing today, by the way.

Ukraine: *blushes a little* Thanks for compliment. Good to know that you think I look nice.

Moldova: We're just wondering if you're alright with us sitting with you.

Canada: Yeah, I'm cool with it.

Moldova: *eating brined cheese* So what are your thoughts on this school so far?

Canada: *plops a grape into his mouth* To be honest, it's not that bad right now. I think I might start to like it here.

Ukraine: *munching on bacon* Same thing with me. Although, I'm getting a feeling that something weird will happen.

Canada: What do you mean by that?

Ukraine: Something that will happen in our homeroom class, I guess.

Moldova: I understand why you have this feeling, Ukraine. Speaking of homeroom, I think we have to go right now!

*In homeroom*

Thailand: *sitting while talking to Netherlands and Japan* Hey guys, did you hear about the news?

Japan and Netherlands: What news?

Thailand: I've heard that Taiwan's pet snake escaped from his cage today, and that it might be somewhere in here.

Japan: You're talking about the snake he named after someone from Naruto, Orochimaru, right?

Thailand: Yep, you're not wrong.

Netherlands: I've also heard a rumour about his snake being able to turn into a human. Reportedly, it also seems to look exactly like the anime character he was named after, except it's a teenage vers.

Thailand: Now that's interesting. I'm actually interested in asking Taiwan about. *Shouts to Taiwan* hey buddy, I have a question for you!

Taiwan: *looks to Thailand* Oh hey Thailand! What do you need to ask me?

Thailand: In relation to your snake escaping into this classroom, people
also have rumors about it being able to turn into a human. Do you think that these rumors might be true?

Taiwan: I actually do. Sometimes at home, whenever I let my snake out of my cage, I would sometimes feel a hand on my shoulder. And when I look back, it's just my snake sitting behind me. So really, I think those rumors are true.

Thailand: Interesting..... It looks like something strange is going on.

Canada: Looks like Ukraine was right, something weird is happening in homeroom right now.

Taiwan's snake would then slither onto Canada's desk. When Canada notice, he was surprised. Taiwan's snake, Orochimaru, would then move in a motion, asking if he could be brought to Taiwan. Canada, who was calm, didn't hesitate and held the snake while walking to Taiwan.

Canada: Hey Taiwan, I found Orochimaru

Taiwan: *happy* Thank you so much for finding him Canada! Do you know where he was at?

Canada: The snake just slithered onto my desk, and I think it wanted to come to you.

Taiwan: Well, I can definitely say that I'm glad to know that you found him.

Canada: Your welcome :) *walks back to seat and talks to Moldova and Ukraine*

Taiwan: *stares at snake* honestly, I hope that the rumors about my snakeare actually true. Sadly, it's most likely just a hoax....

Orochimaru: *turns into human* are you sure about that?

Taiwan looked in surprise. He never expected this to happen, showing it by blushing. Once he could calm himself, these were the words he said.....

Taiwan: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac?!

Orochimaru: That sounds fun, let me try.... What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac slap back nick nack sack lack yak clack?!

Taiwan: *laughs* great job, Orochimaru.

Orochimaru: Thanks. I've been practicing :) by the way, there's something I want to tell you.

Taiwan: what is it, Orochi-kun?

Orochimaru: It's going to be a little hard to say this, but...... I love you.

Ukraine: *watching* well damn, this is going to be interesting.

Moldova: I know right? This is going to be like a romance manga (Japanese graphic novels), I bet.

Canada and some other countries: cAn'T wAiT uNtIl tHe aNiMe aDaPtAtIoN cOmEs oUt.

Taiwan: *kind of at a loss for words* Orochimaru, why would you love someone like me?

Orochimaru: It's just that your personality is the type that I like. I also think you'd be a great husband.

Taiwan: *blushes* well thank you, Orochimaru. And I accept your love confession, by the way.

Orochimaru: Great, that means I get to do this *kisses Taiwan*

Everyone: OHSKLBGJRGDJNGSWAKCQ OH MY GOD THEY KISSED

Orochimaru: So who wants to eat some ramen?

Canada: I do :D

Moldova: Me too!

Ukraine: And me! :)

Pretty much all of the countries: Hell yeah!

And so, everyone went to enjoy some tasty ramen. The end :D

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