Narrator: It is a quiet day in the Phantomhive manno...
Ciel: SEBASTIAN! Come here NOW!
Narrator:Can't I narrate a normal story?!
(Sebastian enters)
S and C: NO!
Narrator: f you guys
Sebastian: Anyways... Is everything alright my Lord?!
Ciel: No! Would you like to know why Sebastian?
Sebastian: Yes my Lord. Wh...
Ciel: I do not have my FRICKIN' tea or my FRICKIN' scones. Would you like to know whos fault that is?
Narrator: Oh Shit! Ciel is Shady! *sips tea*
Sebastian: Min..
Ciel: Yours! Get your demon ass downstairs Now! And you better be quick.
Sebastian: But...
Ciel: NOW!
Sebastian:...Yes, My Lord.
( 5 minutes later) Sebastian enters with Bitc.. I mean Bocchan's tea
Ciel: You took your sweet time. ( Takes a sip of the tea and then spits it out) Jesus! i just burnt my tounge.
Sebastian: Yes young master; Just like how your parents burnt to death in the fire. ( Picks up Ciel's tea and takes a sip)
Narrator: OOOOOH SHIT! *sips earl grey*
Ciel: *sniffle* *sniffle*
Sebastian: I'm sorry Bocchan; was that too HARSH?!
Ciel: (starts crying like a little bitch) YOU THINK??!
Narrator: *takes another sip of tea* Well damn! That hit close to home.
Sebastian: I am very sorry Bocchan.
**Well that was... something. Hi guys! I would just like to say i am so sorry for not posting for like..... MONTHS so to make up for it, i am going to start make this shit post story so i hope you like it. :)**
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Crazyshitsuji (A Kuroshitsuji spinoff)
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