Titties adventure

Chapitre 1

-what? he says looking at my tits

is he talking to my tits? what is going on! let's find out gamers.

I approach the guy named Michael and touch his forehead. He looks up and then looks down at my tits.

- did you guys hear that? he says looking traumatized

I back off as he begins to make weird sounds, he gets up and then turns into a ninja.

- come on come with me women, he says to my boobies

then, I feel something strange in my chest. MY BOOBS ARE COMING OFF AND FOLLOWING THAT WEIRD GUY WHO'S NAME IS MICHAEL

He grabs my tits then runoff.

- LUKE I GOT EM, he says leaving the room

who's luke? And why did Michael steal my boobies away?

Another weird guy enters the room.

- HI IM THE LESBIAN FARMER AND IM HERE TO SAVE YOUR TITS

I gasp and then cry of joy.

- Thank you, lesbian farmer!!!!

The guy runs off to where the ninja left. I follow him since I have nothing else to do.

- AYAAAAAAAAA, says the ninja coming out of nowhere and jumping on the lesbian farmer

I scream of terror and go hide under a table. I look at my left to find an attractive Asian guy or something.

- I'm not Asian, he says looking at me with sad puppy eyes

- you can read my mind? I say surprised

- moist, he says

moist? is this attractive not Asian guy okay?

- yes, I am

should we make out or......

- not till you get your tits back ma'am

oh right, my tits. I get up without hitting my head on the table and then go help the lesbian farmer who's still under Michael.

- gimme my tits back I go gotta make out with this non-Asian guy, I say as the ninja looks at me

- oh sure just lemme- I LOST THE TITTIES

I gasp as he says those last words. The non-Asian guy gets up too.

- we need to find the boobies, he says looking at me

yes we do non-Asian guy. He grins, grabs my hand then start to fly high up in the sk-

- can you stop narrating everything we do?

- I cant I got readers

- who? he says confused

- people reading my thoughts, like you

- There are others like me? he says still flying with me now on his back

- I guess... now shut up I gotta tell em what we're doing

he shuts up. Thank you, non-Asian guy. So we're now flying on top of the ocean, looking for my boobies. I can see dolphins down there! Yo attractive guy, get me to the dolphins.

- I can't get too close

Shut up and get me a dolphin.

- You know what? You're actually fucking annoying! bye bitch, he says dropping me in the ocean

Well, at least I'm with the dolphins now. Oh, wait... I don' know how to swim.. NON-ASIAN GUY I'M SORRY PLEASE PICK ME UP!!!! He did not come back. Instead, the dolphins saved me. As I was riding on a dolphin, I saw them.. MY TITS.