Codename: Change Name

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Mikerowave:CAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT......................................................................

VactiCat: WHAT IS IT.....................................

Mikerowave:What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

VactiCat: Shut the puck mikey. - STFU or is2g i will-

Mikerowave: it gets toad away! get it?

VactiCat: sHUT tHe cOMplETe FUcvk Up. i HAtE CHU.

Mikerowave: I wub u too.

VactiCat: remember the time i almost choked u to death? this is the reason why.

SallyFornia: Hows it going in here guys?

VactiCat: WtF mate? wHERE dID U gO? tO IdAHO WITH mR pOTaTo? HEEEELLP MEEEHHHHH!

Mikerowave: Hey Sal,  What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down?

SallyFornia: Fucckckckckc......... wht did i just get into.

Mikerowave is typing.........

Mikey is stoopidd: it gets toad away. the fucking car gets toad away. 

SallyFornia: ur name tho. its so perf! XD

Mikerowave: Aye, ur such a spoiler! fck u, ruthless whore! I was gonna say that! not chu!

SallyFornia: OOOOOhhhhhhhh catfight!!!!! XD

Mikey is rly stupid: Said the boy who dyes his hair everyday. WTF? why doesn't it get fuckin fried!

Mikerowave: Because i'm awesome. Not like u.

2fab4Mikey: Hahahahahahahahahahha, No.

Mikerowave: Why don't you get tired of changing your name?

BcImFabAsF: the name is self explanatory.

I hate Cat: no ur not.

Mike is stoopid: yes i am

I Hate U Cat: no

Mike is stoopid:yes

I Hate U Cat: no you are not. I h8 U.

I Wub U Mikey: YES I AM. I WUB U 2

Cat is cool: Ugh alrighty,i give up. But i still fucking hate u.

I WubMikey: ahahahahahahahaah, yes bitch! thank u wonderful name! I'm gonna use this for a VEry, LOng time. :D

People r Weird: Ugh, this is too lovey dovey to look at. -pukes-

Luke A Penguin: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO U TWO. 

People r weird: U see this too cous?

Luke A Penguin: Its too painful to look at.

I Wub U Mikey: Jealous? haahahahhahahahaha, you have to be. I AM FABULOUSER than all of u combined!!!!!!

Calum Down: *More fabulous.

I Wub U Mikey: Grammar Nazis, too boring for a queen to deal with. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD.

Cat is cool: Where's ashton?

TrAsh Bag: Watching u sleep.

SallyFornia: i'm leaving. bye y'all!

Luke A Penguin:Im not jealous.........

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: Are ya sure?

Cat is THE FAB Queen: WTH, you keep changing that name.... so hard to keep up.

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: Aw man. I love you already.

Luke a penguin: Shit this is chessy. 

Calum Down: Calum Down Luke, life is filled with TrAsh Bags. Get used to eat. MIke test 1-2-3.

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: : MAN that's epic. I'm curious, where did you get that? that is better than every single pun of Michael Combined! I praise u! 

AshUally: Probably from his acorn brain.

Calum Down: Hey, that hurts!

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: Hay is for horses. But you're not a horse. WHUT. I need some time away from internet.

But it was true, I was literally staring at my phone for4 hours. I needed rest. I turned my phone off and placed it atop of the small drawer and dropped my body onto the soft pillows. I was about to close my eyes when my phone ringed loudly. "The actual Fuck. Just the time when I want to sleep." I sntched my phone quickly and turned it on. It was a new message on my Kik. But it wasn't from our Kik Team; I was a private one, sent by: Cat is THE FAB Queen. 

FUCK. Not again.

Cat is THE FAB Queen: Catherinaa, the group chat was invaded. it sux. bullshit. you weren't on........ are you pissed?

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: Whatt, neva. i'm just sleepy. you know. yawn, pillows, SILENCE.

Sorry Cat : .

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart: MAN. R U ALRIGHT. I MAY BE PISSED, BUT FLUFF THE JOINT YOU MESSAGED ME. I'M FIIINNNNNNNEEEEEE. (i hate sleep anyway)

Lub U Cat With All My Heart: YAY NOW WE HAVE MATCHING NAMES!

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart:  im not sure if im chatting with a 5 year old or a punk legend. 

Wub U Cat With All My Heart: Well wasnt that a compliment.

I Wub Mikey With All My Heart:  could i ask something? Do you actually wub meh? XD

Wub U Cat With All My Heart:: ...............................................................................................

Wub U Cat With All My Heart is typing......

I was honestly waiting for 10 minutes for that reply. It was probably a paragraph. I was just fucking joking and now he's trolling me.  Well wans't he such a  gentleman. I was surely not going to wait for a shitty month for the answer. I was going to sleep. Who cares about his feelings anyway.

And why am i so damn curious?

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