jin: hey yoongi, can you help me put the groceries to the kitchen?
yoongi: *stays put in the sofa*
rosé, three miles from the dorm, on the phone, on speaker: hey can somebody fetch me from the gym?
everyone except jin: *bolts out of the dorm in a flash mode*
jin: oH juST GREAT
•••
[ jungkook and rosie fighting aGaiN ]
jungkook: *was already lost for words*
rosie, rolling her eyes: this is why i don't argue with people who have a IQ lower than the temperature.
•••
jungkook: hyungs, do you think chaeng is mad at me? she hasn't glance at me the whole day nor talk to me.
yoongi: you don't really remember wht happened last night?
jin, standing up: you literally threw joohwangie at your blue carpet and yelled "SWIM BITCH! SWIM!"
•••
chaeyoung: be careful on who you call a loser
chaeyoung: not because they might glow up into a total hottie but because its just mean :((
•••
someone: i don't really like rosé——
bts: gET THE FŪCK OUT OF THIS ROOM, YOU SICK SON OF A BISH
•••
rosé: be careful going outside because intruders and kidnappers might be roaming around Seoul
rosé, watching jungkook, jimin and taehyung slapping each others' butts as hoseok motivates them:
rosé: nevermind, kidnappers don't want any idiots
•••
[ rosie at a friend's funeral ]
rosie: these friend of mine, when we play video games, he always ends up dead last
rosie: but now he's dead first HHAHAHAHAHAHAH
everyone:
coffin:
god:
•••
namjoon: chaeng, you okay?
chaeng: yeah, except the headache keeps coming back
jungkook: *walks in*
chaeng: yup there it goes again
•••
jimin: how dumb does jin think you are?
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sweetener | rosé × bts
Fanfiction❝Then you come through like the sweetener you are to bring the Bitter Taste to a Halt. ❞ rosé x bts ❝Don't you even call yourself an ARMY if you bring one member down. ❞ ↪ in which Park Chaeyoung makes everyone's lives sweet as the eight member of B...
