Unknown number:
You know, I always thought you were the only one who'd never leave me
Unknown number:
Yet here we are, you dumped me and am hurt
Unknown number:
I really loved you Mina
You:
Who's Mina and are you drunk?
Unknown number:
Seriously! Is this a joke to you?
You:
You know texting while drunk is a bad idea. You are going to regret this
Unknown number:
Who are you?
You:
Mina Supposedly
Unknown number:
No you're not
You:
But you texted me so i am Mina for tonight
Unknown number:
Okay then. Why did you break up with me?
You:
You are drunk huh?
Unknown number:
Tell me!
You:
You know what? Let's do this. I have an exam tomorrow and you are kinda helping me forget it
Unknown number:
Why are you texting so much?
You:
I don't know
Unknown number:
Are you really Mina?
You:
For now, yes
Unknown number:
Why did you leave me?
You:
Because you were always busy and never there for me
Unknown number:
But baby I always made time for you
You:
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Unknown number:
Okay i was a little not around but you know how work is
You:
Its hard.... dude
Unknown number:
You already forgot my name? How fast did you move on?!
You:
No of course not
Unknown number:
Oh I almost died
You:
How many bottles did you drink?
Unknown number:
A lot like seven I think
You:
Damn that's almost my tolerance
Saved contact number as Boozer
Boozer:
But you never drink alcohol
You:
Oh yeah right! I don't i was thinking about someone else
Boozer:
Wait a minute You are not Mina!
You:
Yes i am, for tonight!
Boozer:
You are confusing me
You:
Me too!Why did you text me?
Boozer:
Because you left me
You:
I wish i knew who you are texting.
Boozer:
So you are not Mina
You:
I thought that was already established
Boozer:
Who are you?
You:
Your fairy god mother
Boozer:
Oh really? Do they exist?
You:
We wouldn't be talking then right?
Boozer:
I guess you are right, hey Fairy god mother could you bring Mina back to me?
You:
Am afraid that's not possible sweetheart
Boozer:
But why? I love her
You:
Am sure you do
Boozer:
Then what's the reason?
You:
Honestly that's something you have to ask her yourself
Boozer:
Thats true well I think am falling asleep
You:
Well you go sleep then
Boozer:
Thank you fairy god mother. Good night
You:
Good night sweetheart
