KARMEN'S POV
Niggas been counting me out
I'm counting my bullets,I'm loadin' my clips
I'm writtin' down names,I'm makin' a list
I'm checkin' it twice and I'm gettin' em hit
The real ones is dying the fake ones is lit
My Bentley is dirty...
"My sneakers is dirty but that's how I like it you all on my dick!" I got outta bed as I sang along to my alarm,yeah you heard me I sang along to my alarm I'm a morning person what can I say.. nothin like a lil' J.Cole to get yo ass up🔥.
I rolled over to turn my alarm off when I seen a text from the shawdyy.
E.A.T😋💦: Babies I'm sick I can't come to school today.
I internally did a happy dance..ill explain later👀
DaddyKay🍆😋❤:Ight Amari get well soon
E.A.T😋💦:You ain't even comin to check on me?🙄
DaddyKay🍆😋❤:ayooo Mari imma stop beating that pussy up if you gon get clingy you know the fuck well we ain't dating now cut that wifey shit you been on lately.
E.A.T😋💦:You so fuckin petty,I mean we both single and you know I love you💔
DaddyKay🍆😋❤:No fuck shit ion know you love me cause the murfucken plan was no murfucken strings attached just fuck and go I told you yo ass was gon catch feelinz now that yo pro'lem not mine.
I'll send ya school work.Bye🚶😌
I seen she read the text but ion even give a fuck I told her we ain't doin this lovey dovey shit,no way man my momma taught me not to do wifey shit with a hoe,and either way I only like her cause her pussy taste like mcflurry😋.
By the time the lil text argument was done I was done brushing my teeth..i put my "Splash🚿🛀❤" playlist on and headed for the shower.
I took bout a 40 minute shower as I now sang along to Ginger Me Slowly by Somi.
"Gingerrr Me Slooowlyyyy,yes ohoooooo ginger me slowly,ginger me with poetry and roses in the afternoon ,ginger with trips to Monocco and to the Nile,ginger me with power and humilityyy oh ginger me with your love"🎶I sang out loud as I walked outta the shower.
I nearly had a heart attack when I saw Shaneera 'Shane' on my bed busy with her phone in the charger.
She looked up as I quickly grabbed a towel.
"The fuck you doin here!how the fuck yo ass even get in!"I yelled her.
"Ayoo chill ma I used the balcony either way I knocked and yo ass was trippin on some old school jams so I went nextdoor climbed the tree overlapping by your window and balcony and jumped on to the balcony and as always you left the sliding door unlocked"
I grunted in frustration.."Firstly I could bitch you in a second so don't 'ma' me with yo big foot ass,secondly I coulda shot yo ass and thirdly get the fuck ouuuttt!"
She walked passsed me and stopped to scan me one more time and licked her lips before I ran over to lock the sliding door and my bedroom door.pshttt idiot let her fuckin self in we ain't even that tight no mo🙄🚶.
Ight let's cut the drama imma fill you in on who I am
Well my names Karmen Venus Dagane I am from Johanessburg,South Africa..im 16 but I'm in matric,I happen to be a smart ass so I skipped a grade or two..im a stud about 5'8,I go to Oakridge Highschool in North West I'm a boarder so I only go home in December.Im Artistic and really down to earth but ion show that side to just anyone ion want no hoes thinking a nigga all poetic and shit tryna get wife'd by my ass no can't do.
So the bitch ass that basically broke into my crib was Shaneera but we call her Shane cause she look like a fuckin nigga and she hates the name Shaneera says it's too girly for her..She's a stud she been tryna get me since sophmore year /grade 8..i turned her down,long story short we became close af and now she like my bestiie except she still got the feels for me so I avoid any awkward situations with her when she's not an asshole she's a pretty cool person considering I've known her for like 5 years.
And then there's Amari,well her and I only started talking middle of last year,She had her heart broken and I was looking for a no strings and she agreed a few months later she caught feelings and I cut her off and now she back cause I ain't never taste non pussy sweeter than hers y'all.😋So yeah.
I walked downstairs only to find this idiot in the kitchen."Shane which hoe did you invite while I was showering"
"I ain't invite no hoe,why ya asking?" she shrugged.
"Cause my kitchen smells like happy family fresh breakfast on a Sunday morning".
"Oh nah man I decided to make breakfast, one of my apologies for breaking into your room plus who leaves without eating when their fridge literally looks like heaven"
"I do..,Well Thanks for making breakfast I appreciate the gesture."
I ate up and we got to Shanes car so she could drive me to school,Oh I forgot to mention Shane is 20 and done with with school,She works as a lawyer for some of the biggest people in the country.
And y'all prolly wonderin why I'm a boarder but still get drove to school,well I am a boarder but since I'm in matric mom and dad already got me an apartment for varsity so I was there for the weekend..Weekdays I'm at the school dorm.
"So uhmm what you doin Friday?"
"Not this again Shane" I said face palming myself
"Not what?"
"Thought we were over you askin me out and shit."
"Nah You trippin I'm over yo caramel sundae lookin ass,chill bro"She chuckled "In your defense I am askin ya out,but not in that way I'm inviting you out to dinner to meet my girlfriend" 😁
"You?Shane? Have a fully breathing,normally functioning,non-imaginary girlfriend"
"Yeah we been dating for almost a year"
"The fuck!and I only find out now?!👀"
"I wanted to wait till she felt like sunsets and ice cream dates at the park before I jumped to telling you bout her cause you know how you can be."
"It was one time!☝🙄"
"Potato potaaaadoo you still background checked my girl but luckily she told me erthang"
"I was tryna be safe,either way she turned out to be an ex convict🙄 "
"Ughhh whatever dont care if you comin' or not, Chulo's @ 6pm,now get yo stubborn ass outta my car we here"
I looked up and saw the school building I internally groaned at the thought of being introverted but liked by a thousand🙄.
"Bye Shaney,I'll be there"
I'm the only one allowed to call her that so whatever new bitch she got better call her sum'n else
"Try not to be a dickhead"I heard Shane say as she started the car
"I'm making no promises."
She looked up at me with a scowl and sped off.
