Worlds Most Terrible Fan Fictions

A Collection Of Little Horrors... From Nintendo to Middle Earth To HP...

Authors Note - basically, a collection of short, horrible fanfictions, ENJOY!!!

Sonic was run forum eggmen Eggmen have plan to hurt sonic with lazers, sonic was afrayed. He ask kuckels for guidance becuz kuckels was strong and strong peepole are snart nut kuckels wuld not halp becuz he waz two bizzy reeding bocks and lifting wayts at the same tym. He ascked tales but tales did not halp becuz he was two bizzy doing nurd stuff. He ask amy two halp and she sed "yes". Amy wanted to kiis sonic but sonic was moar afrayed of that then the lazers so he runs away agin.

Sonic now go to chow land. He forums army with chow to stop eggmen. The chows were rely god at fight and smart tey leiked sonic a lot to. Snoc brings chows two eggmens seecrit bays nd the chows flew in and kills roboots. Eggmen had rage and he shoots his lazers at them but he missed and then he sed "darn it". On chow got hurt and sonic had take chow to doctor in middle of fight "youre chow has ayyds" sed chow doctor. "you had halp her buy take her to majik well in bathroom". Sonic takes him to the bathroom and dunked him in the weel. "haha thatss rely a toilet and I just ped for a rely lawng tym" sed chow doctor. "you chow just have canser, tats all you have to feed him and take care of her and play with it and make him happy that's how chows get rid of canser it takes a rely lawng tym but youre chow will be feyen when she deonst had canser no moar so doont worry aboot it" "o ok I c"ed sonic.

Ten sonic lets the oter chows keep fite at eggmens bays and he stay in chows world. Ten kaspar the heghog (me) caym to chow world. "hi sonic" I sed. "oh hello want be frnd" sed sonic. "ya I do" sed me. "ok lets go fight eggmens" sed sonic. "tat sownd grate" I sed.

Chapter OIne

Marge had to tell the Homer news. "I am glucky that my sisters are coming over do dinner"

"OH DOH" and he dropped his hammer on foot because he was fixing dog house of Sanas little holper when the big news came and he was so shocked of anger that he dorped it right on his so much toes.

Chapter Two they come over

Pass the onions "No, Selma" and Homer ate so many opork chops that he went "I dont feel so good" and ran to the bathroom "Hwere did homer go"

"He went to bathroom dont call your father homer"

And maggie create suck noise and shurgged her shoulders because it is all about homers eating too much all the time.

Mr. Burns cammed over and rung the doorbelt.

Marge took off her apron "Ill get it. don't be a hurry"

But turns out at the door it was Mr. Burns!

"I am doing off hours performance review and I need to speech to Homer Simpsons or he gets fired"

"But he is in bathroom?what a predicament"

Chapter Three Homer has to get his job back

"Mr. Burns I missed performance review but wanted to get my old job back"

"No it is too late I have replaced you with ned F;landers"

"doh"

"Googly doo mr. Homer I am workling at that power plant you work at"

"Ho home flanders"

"Okalaydokalry"

But he thought it was Mr. Burns telling him and went hom so Dr. Burns had to fire him!

Chapter four

"Hahahahayou lost your job" Homer said to Flanders and Falnders house where they were having barbeque to celebrate Ned Flanders birthday