Roseflight: Look, an new member!
Sparkspeed: Let's go introduce ourselves! *they run up to him*
Roseflight: Look, he's a white tom with blue eyes. Ya think he's deaf?
Sparkspeed: *talks really slowly* Heeeeeee...llooooooooo, neeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww caaaaaaaaaaattt. Myyyyy naaaaaaame iiiiis Spaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrkssssppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. Caaaaaaaan yoooooou reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad mmmmmmyyyyyy llllliiiiiiiiiips?
Roseflight: Your lips are probably moving way to slow for him to read them.
Sparkspeed: Oh, of course! *talks really fast* HellonewcatMynameisSparkspeedCanyoureadmylips?
Roseflight: Now they're too FAST!
Snowkit's spirit: I take offence to this!
Tom: I can hear just fine. -.-
Roseflight: Oh. Well I'm Roseflight, and that's Sparkspeed.
Tom: I'm Frostwhisker. :3
Cloudtail: Not all white-furred blue-eyed cats are deaf -.-
Sparkspeed: You're kind of late, Cloudtail. We just changed the subject
Cloudtail: Oh. *disappears*
Roseflight: I have an idea! Wanna judge Warriors Has Talent with me and Heathermouth? Ravenpaw's out today.
Frostwhisker: Sure!
WARRIORS HAS TALENT
Heathermouth: Hello and welcome back to Warriors Has Talent! Now to see who's getting eliminated...
Roseflight: It's a tie between Harrykit, Leafpool, and Crowfeather! To save time, I'm gonna get rid of all three of them! GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE, LOSERS!
Harrykit: Dang it! *explodes*
Leafpool and Crowfeather: *also explode*
Frostwhisker: o.o Anyways, let's see today's acts
Breezepelt: *turns on Gangnam Style* OPPAN BREEZEPELT STYLE. *dancing*
BREEZEPELT STYLE
OP. OP OP OP
*Korean lyrics unable to be translated*
...OPPAN BREEZEPELT STYLE
BREEZEPELT STYLE
OP, OP OP OP
OPPAN BREEZEPELT STYLE
EEEEEEEEEEEEH SEXY SHE-CATS
OP, OP OP OP
OPPAN BREEZEPELT STYLE
EEEEEEEEEEEEH SEXY SHE-CATS
OPPAN BREEZEPELT STYLE!
Heathermouth: Next we have Squirrelflight
Squirrelflight: *turns on For The First Time In Forever and sings it perfectly*
I JUST WANNA STUFF SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY FAAAAAAACE
Heathermouth: *raises her paw* Isn't that dangerous though?
Squirrelflight: *shrug*
*AFTER THE SONG IS OVER* Frostwhisker: Nice! Next we have Lionblaze.
Lionblaze: *plays a guitar* OH, CINDERHEAAAAAAART
YOU'RE ALWAYS IN MY MIND LIKE A WINTER FAAAAAAAAART
YOU ARE READING
EPIC WARRIOR RANDOMNESS & SPOOFS YAY
FanficHi! I'm gonna be doing Warrior spoofs and stuff! It's gonna be very random, so if you like randomness, read this! Here, have a cupcake! *throws a cupcake at you* Squirrelflight: MY CUPCAKE *takes the cupcake* No, this cupcake is for the readers! *ta...
