Hazbin Hotel One Shots

The Radio's Assistant

(Reader is a wolf demon Female!Reader, this is long)

"So, why the fuck are we doing this again?" (Y/N) asked, her tail sweeping side to side as she walked next to her tall friend. The two were making their way to the new 'Happy Hotel'. Now, her friend was the infamous Radio Demon, Alastor. She was basically his assistant.

She had died in the nineties, on death row, for killing her entire family, and blowing up a school. Good times. But she liked Hell and didn't want to see if redemption was possible. Knowing the 'big man upstairs', it probably was, but Alastor thought it was very 'not true'.

"Because, my dear, I'm too bored to just sit around. Plus, I'll either be right, or pleasantly surprised. Although, I don't think I'm ever wrong." Alastor explained, walking fast, as always. (Y/N) was used to his speed by now, so she could keep up perfectly, without really trying. They turned the corner to see the hotel, the door to it shutting. "Well this is it. And remember to smile. You're never fully dressed without one, dear." He said as they walked up to the door.

(Y/N) gave a fake smile before quickly dropping it. She never smiled for strangers until she met Alastor. But she always waited till the last second. Instead of smiling, she would try to think ten steps ahead of whoever she was going to interact with. Alastor could take care of himself, but she was still his bodyguard. He loved how it made him feel important, and she loved the rush of adrenaline she got from her protective side. Now she was only protective of Alastor. Best buds!

The two stepped up to the door, fixed their appearance, and checked each other, before turning back to the door. Alastor raised his hand, doing his signature knock. A few seconds later and (Y/N) heard the door knob being used, so she smiled. The door swung open and there was the princess, looking at Alastor, scared as shit.

"Hel-" Slam! Alastor froze, along with (Y/N). The door quickly opened again. "Lo!" Slam! The two gave each other side ways glances before focusing on the door again. It soon opened again, the princess looking more confident. "May I speak now?" Alastor asked.

"You may." She said, not moving. Alastor grabbed her hand, shaking it.

"Alastor! Pleasure to meet you sweetheart!" He got in her face, not meaning much by it. "Quite a pleasure!" He let go, walking past her. (Y/N) walked up, calmly shaking Charlie's hand before following the eccentric man. "Excuse our sudden visit, but we saw your fiasco on the picture show! And I just couldn't resist, what a performance! Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of nineteen twenty nine." He laughed loudly. "So many orphans..."

(Y/N) rolled her eyes at his humor, chuckling silently. The news broadcast was pretty funny. She stopped in her tracks when Alastor did the same, the reason being a spear in his face.

There was a short, angry woman about to stab his eye out, probably trying to kill him again. Try.

(Y/N) started stepping closer, Charlie racing behind the woman. (Y/N) took slow steps as the woman threatened the red demon. Alastor shook his hand behind his back, telling her to not attack, yet.

"You pompous, cheesy, talk show, shitlord!" The woman insulted, finally done with her speech. Alastor just laughed, pushing the spear away with his finger on the blade.

"Dear," (Y/N) came up to his side, going down on all fours, starting to growl as the lights flickered. "If I wanted to hurt anyone here." He tilted his head, his face going still as he changed a little to his evil form. The atmosphere started to glitch, and (Y/N) looked to have started to grow to his size, still on all fours, still growing.

"I wOUlD HaVE dONe So ALreDY..." He told them, the wolf going around him in a protective stance.

The two other girls looked at each other and a spider demon had apparently peaked around the corner, as all of them were freaked out. Alastor and (Y/N) snapped them selves out of their demonic shit, the wolf changing back to normal and standing straight.