One day while Declan was at the super market looking at the veggies and fruits because vegetarian tingz, he saw an onion.
"I love this onion," he said to himself as he put it in his ass then walked out without paying. He got into his fancy british car and drove back home to Cheshunt where the store was in Brighton.
Once he got home from his one hour and 46 minute drive he went into his room, ignoring his catholic mother and his 6 siblings. He went to his room, and took the onion roughly out of his buttocks.
